& APFPTUPF SCIENCE PRESENT
THE BEST QUOTES OF
PORTAL 2
"l HOPE YOU BROUGHT SOMETHING
STRONGER THAN A PORTAL GUN
THIS TIME. OTHERWISE I'M AFRAIb
YOU'RE ABOUT TO BECOME
IMMEDIATE PAST PRESIDENT OF
THE BEING ALIVE CLUB. HA, HA."
- GLaDOS
"THEY SAY THAT
THE OLD CARETAKER
OF THIS PLACE WENT
ABSOLUTELY CRAZY.
CHOPPED UP HIS
ENTIRE STAFF
ROBOTS - ALL OF
THEM ROBOTS!
THEY SAY AT NIGHT
YOU CAN STILL
HEAR THE SCREAMS
- OF THEIR REPLICAS.
AB-SOLUTELY
TERRIFYING. THOUGH
OBVIOUSLY NOT
PARANORMAL IN ANY
- WHEATLEY
"THOSE OF YOU
WHO VOLUNTEERED
TO BE INJECTED
WITH PRAYING
MANTIS DNA, I'VE
GOT SOME GOOD
NEWS AND SOME
BAD NEWS. BAD
NEWS IS WE'RE
POSTPOFAG THOSE
TESTS INDEFINITELY.
GOOD NEWS IS
WE'VE GOT A MUCH
BETTER TEST FOR
YOU: FIGHTING AN
ARMY OF MANTIS
MEN. YOU'LLKNOW
WHEN THE TEST
STARTS"
- CAVE JOHNSON
"IN VICTORIAN ENGLAND, A COMMONER
WAS NOT ALLOWED TO LOOK DIRECTLY
AT THE QUEEN DUE TO A BELIEF AT THE
TIME THAT THE POOR HAD THE ABILITY-
TO STEAL THOUGHTS. SCENCE NOW
BELIEVES THAT LESS THAN FOUR PERCENT
OF POOR PEOPLE ARE ABLE TO DO THIS"
- FACT CORE
"l WISH I COULD TAKE IT ALL
BACK. I HONESTLY DO, I
HONESTLY DO WISH I COULD
TAKE IT ALL BACK. AND NOT
JUST BECAUSE I'M
STRANDED IN SPACE.
ANYWAY. YOU KNOW, IF I
WAS EVER TO SEE HER
AGAIN, YOU KNOW WHAT
I'D SAY?
I'D SAY, I'M SORRY.
SINCERELY. I AM SORRY I WAS
BOSSY, AND MONSTROUS,
I AM GENUINELY SORRY. "
- WHEATLEY
"GOOD WORK GETTING THIS FAR,
FUTURE-STARTER! THAT SAID, IF YOU
ARE SIMPLE-MINDED, OLD, OR
IRRADIATED IN SUCH A WAY THAT THE
FUTURE SHOULD NOT START WITH YOU,
PLEASE RETURN TO YOUR PRIMITIVE
TRIBE AND SEND BACK SOMEONE
BETTER-QUALIFIED FOR TESTING. "
ANNOUNCER
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