Apparently I lack some particular perversion which today's employer is seeking. Votes: 3
John Kennedy TooleApparently I'm introspective... levelheaded... but at the same time, absolutely insane. Votes: 3
Ellie GouldingApparently I work for free, look at some of the independent films I've done. Votes: 3
Patrick WarburtonApparently, in the eyes of the law, my admiration of Justin Bieber is creepy. Votes: 3
Kim KardashianApparently the average man sees woman alternatelyas an inferior being and as an angel. Votes: 3
Willa HollandSympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed upon the Yankees. Apparently it angers them. Votes: 3
Bob FellerApparently, I'm very, very popular in jails. They often ask me to come and speak. Votes: 3
Etgar KeretApparently the only thing worse than a terrorist attack, is a gay man stopping it! Votes: 3
Jon StewartApparently every man was told to bring three women with them. Sounds like a ho-down. Votes: 3
Eddie MurphyNo sausage?" he asked. Apparently my pork consumption habits were a matter of public record. Votes: 3
Maureen JohnsonApparently their numerous tattoos gave them protection against the cold as they had no coats. Votes: 3
Kim HarrisonApparently Iâve been typecast in science fiction: Iâm a Russian bisexual telepathic Jew. Votes: 3
Claudia ChristianApparently nothing will ever teach these people that the other 99 percent of the population exist. Votes: 3
George OrwellWe need to cut regulations. Apparently this will make everyone a little more socially responsible? Votes: 3
Kevin DrumApparently one of the most uncertain things in the world is the funeral of a religion. Votes: 3
Mark TwainApparently there is nothing in the news that falls between inhuman acts of horror and kittens. Votes: 3
Gary JanettiI'm forever a Pittsburgh Pirates fan. Apparently I've picked the worst baseball team in the world. Votes: 3
Alex PettyferApparently you don't have to observe the Rules of Etiquette when reuniting with a muderous spouse. Votes: 3
Jennifer RardinApparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. Votes: 3
Matt SmithApparently Iran thinks that it can continue to deceive the world in order to reach its goals. Votes: 3
Moshe KatsavApparently, I said what a lot of people are thinking and a lot of people have thanked me. Votes: 3
Jon LovitzApparently I'm the most naked that anyone's been on TNT. My poor mother. I'm ready to run away. Votes: 3
Sheryl LeeApparently the only time the press gets it right is when the White House illegally leaks it to them. Votes: 3
Jon StewartIt is impossible to talk or to write without apparently throwing oneself helplessly open. Votes: 1
Herman MelvilleExaggerated portrayals apparently destroy desire more effectively than any repression. Votes: 0
Volkmar SiguschBelief in God is apparently a psychological artifact of mammalian reproduction. Votes: 0
Arthur C. ClarkeThe blunt large questions become connected to smaller, apparently esoteric ones. Votes: 0
Alain de BottonThe Michigan Republican primary apparently is tighter than Willie Nelson's headband. Votes: 0
Dan Ratherhatred, however apparently justifiable, excusable or inevitable, always damages the hater. Votes: 0
Dervla MurphyThere's apparently soccer leagues that they've set up with young Indian girls. Votes: 0
Parminder NagraNow there is apparently a causal link between heroin addiction and vegetarianism. Votes: 0
Irvine WelshHow quickly the apparently solidly laid foundation of one's existence could crumble. Votes: 0
Patrick SüskindTo be a preacher requires two apparently contradictory qualities: confidence and humility. Votes: 0
Timothy RadcliffeThey say "Wine is Satan's falcon,"; apparently he uses it in hunting men! Votes: 0
Mehmet Murat ildanOkay. So, apparently I find burly Indian men attractive. What's wrong with that? Votes: 0
Colleen HouckEnron CEO Kenneth Lay has apparently just slipped across the border into Pakistan. Votes: 0
David LettermanMankind apparently find it easier to drive away adversity than to retain prosperity. Votes: 0
ThucydidesUnfortunately apparently I am to blame because I don't produce enough English players. Votes: 0
Arsene WengerClary's mother apparently reguarded him as about as sexually threatening as a goldfish. Votes: 0
Cassandra ClareLike funny men, skilled diners are apparently perceived to have an evolutionary advantage. Votes: 0
Dana GoodyearA government builds its prestige upon the apparently voluntary association of the governed. Votes: 0
Mahatma GandhiBut revealing yourself as ignorant apparently gives one extraordinary credibility on the left. Votes: 0
Tammy BruceScientific inquiry shouldn't stop just because a reasonable explanation has apparently been found. Votes: 0
Neil deGrasse TysonI'm adopted, so I didn't know my father, but apparently he was pretty tall. Votes: 0
Keegan-Michael KeyYou kind of think people get sick of you after a while, but apparently not. Votes: 0
Patricia HeatonI get offered a lot of black roles, because apparently I dont look Latino enough. Votes: 0
Tristan WildsI get offered a lot of black roles, because apparently I don't look Latino enough. Votes: 0
Tristan WildsThere will always be ladies who lunch. Always. And apparently they live a long time. Votes: 0
Elaine StritchSinging is a form of meditation... apparently the only one that I have command over. Votes: 0
Brandi CarlileWe will have to give up taking things for granted, even the apparently simple things. Votes: 0
John Desmond BernalPeople destined to meet will do so, apparently by chance, at precisely the right moment. Votes: 0
Ralph Waldo EmersonTelevision is apparently the enemy of nuance. But nuance is essential for a thoughtful discussion. Votes: 0
Barney FrankI don't know the beginnings and the end of all things? But apparently most people do. Votes: 0
Bangambiki HabyarimanaI know I said sometimes I wear clothes but apparently I lied...I'm only packing swimsuits. Votes: 0
Kate UptonThe worst of doing one's duty was that it apparently unfitted one for doing anything else. Votes: 0
Edith WhartonIt was written in some holy book, apparently, so that made it okay, and probably compulsory. Votes: 0
Terry PratchettI spend many months in apparently listless rumination out of which I hope something will emerge. Votes: 0
Daniel Day-LewisTime apparently did nothing but blunt grief's sharpest edge so that it hacked rather than sliced. Votes: 0
Stephen KingEvery man is actually weak, and apparently strong. To himself, he seems weak; to others, formidable. Votes: 0
Ralph Waldo EmersonIn Georgia, apparently, men are men and women are women - at least in their folk dance. Votes: 0
Robert GottliebI don't know if it can happen, but apparently I might get divorced before I get married. Votes: 0
Brett WhiteFor joy, apparently, it was all Franny could do to hold the phone, even with both hands. Votes: 0
J. D. SalingerThose who are apparently absent can feel more present than the people right in front of you. Votes: 0
Sylvia BrownriggThere is apparently no surer way of turning a thing into its opposite than by exaggerating it Votes: 0
Eric HofferWhat is a valid reason for someone to love someone else? Since apparently I'm doing it wrong. Votes: 0
Stephenie MeyerCall it the Tiger Mom effect: In the business world today, failure is apparently not an option. Votes: 0
Naveen JainNaturally we would prefer seven epiphanies a day and an earth not so apparently devoid of angels. Votes: 0
Jim HarrisonMatter exploded into being, apparently as chaos, but in fact as a chord. The ultimate power chord. Votes: 0
Terry PratchettThere is only one real number: one. And love, apparently, is the best exponent of this singularity. Votes: 0
Vladimir NabokovI think it's that much harder to make a good comedy than it is straight and apparently serious. Votes: 0
Guy RitchieAnd sometimes - to get what you want - you must be prepared to accept the apparently unacceptable. Votes: 0
Anne O'BrienThere are few things, apparently, more helpful to a writer than having once been a weird little kid. Votes: 0
Katherine PatersonJust like an alley in New York -like every alley in the world, apparently- it smelled like cat pee. Votes: 0
Cassandra ClareIt was tough. I told [my kids] mommy is on her semester abroad, which is still going on apparently. Votes: 0
Kellyanne ConwayI had learned classical guitar when I was a kid, and I embraced it, and apparently I got good at it. Votes: 0
Andy Rourke