One night I'd had some beers, and then I Googled myself and spent the night in tears. Votes: 1
Ginnifer Goodwinit's 12 amyl nitrites (one box), in conjunction with as many beers as necessary. Votes: 0
Hunter S. ThompsonYour guess is as good as mine. Better probably, because you haven't had four beers. Votes: 0
Dave BarryYou are an alchemist who can turn six beers into an awkward three week relationship. Votes: 0
Eugene Mirman