In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. Votes: 4
Mark TwainBoards of public charity were invented by the devil to prevent real individual charity. Votes: 3
Austin O'MalleyThe average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board. Votes: 3
Dennis MillerIf you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. Votes: 3
Dietrich BonhoefferIt all begins with the initial tone coming from the cabinet, but EQ at the board is very important. Votes: 3
Scott PuteskyNon-profits find the very best Who and put them on their Boards because they don't want to pay them. Votes: 3
Jeff HendersonMessage boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. Votes: 1
John MackeyI didn't ask anyone to make me a poster boy, because poster boys always end up on dart boards. Votes: 1
Anurag KashyapIn the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards. Votes: 0
Mark TwainI don't mind ratings boards. As a viewer, you have the right not to see a film. Votes: 0
Takashi MiikeI blew the college boards, and to ease the snub from Harvard made a tour of Europe. Votes: 0
Steve SabolFinding people in your life as sounding boards who can be neutral and clear is worth nurturing. Votes: 0
Tori AmosWhat a terrible world it would be if we only did films that were poster boards for political causes. Votes: 0
Alex GibneyHis hatred for her was now as solid as the boards he lay on, as the stones ringing the firepit. Votes: 0
Stephen M. Irwin