The government has no business telling an individual what kind of light bulb to buy. Votes: 1
Michele BachmannI can't stand a naked light bulb, any more than I can a rude remark or a vulgar action. Votes: 1
Tennessee WilliamsI didn't fail 1000 times. The light bulb was an invention with 1000 steps. Votes: 0
Thomas A. EdisonIf Edison was worried about his candle customers, he would have never invented the light bulb. Votes: 0
Nathan FielderI never once failed at making a light bulb. I just found out 99 ways not to make one. Votes: 0
Thomas A. EdisonHow many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? The plum tree in the garden! Votes: 0
Brad WarnerHow many amoebas does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, no two! No four! ...no eight! Votes: 0
Bill BaileyWhat am I? Am I the bulb that carries the light, or am I the light of which the bulb is a vehicle? Votes: 0
Joseph Campbell