Unreported Quotes
from
Neil Armstrong's
Moon Landing
Great job on
the set, guys — it
really looks like
the moon!
Dear God!
That's one small step
for man, one very comfortable step
for anyone wearing PF Flyers. That's
PF Flyers — the most comfortable
shoe in the galaxy!
A giant crab monster is
headed towards earth! You're
all doomed! DOOOOMED!
Just kidding.
I gotta get
back inside before
that bastard Aldrin eats
all the astronaut
ice cream!
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Man, it's really
great to be out here and
get some fresh air after
a weekof Aldrin's
Tang-farts!
Praise be
to Allah!
This is
great and all, but
does anybody know what
happened on Bonanza
tonight?
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