I used to buy records in high school. Mainly dancehall: Super Cat, Buju Banton. Votes: 3
Damian MarleyWhen a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction. Votes: 3
Mark TwainSo, what did you learn?Curiosity asked the Cat, thenpoked her carcass with a stick. Votes: 3
Katerina Stoykova KlemerWouldn't that make a charming epitaph? Here lies Cat. Killed not by fang, but Ferragamos. Votes: 3
Jeaniene FrostI've got allergy pills upstairs in my room, and it says 'For Cat Work' right on it. Votes: 3
Mimi KennedyWhen addressed, a Gentleman Cat does not move a muscle. He looks as if he hasn't heard. Votes: 3
May SartonI love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul. Votes: 3
Jean CocteauI'm actually scared of horror movies. I'm kind of Scaredy Cat when it comes to that stuff. Votes: 3
Jennifer Love HewittCats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. Votes: 3
Joseph Wood KrutchWomen and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. Votes: 3
Robert A. HeinleinI am glad you have a Cat, but I do not believe it is So remarkable a cat as My Cat. Votes: 3
T. S. EliotA cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings. Votes: 3
William Ralph IngeWhen I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. Votes: 3
Michel de MontaigneI've met many irresponsible people in my life but never an irresponsible cat. Votes: 1
Rita Mae BrownIf man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. Votes: 1
Mark TwainIf you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend but never your slave. Votes: 1
Theophile GautierThere is, indeed, no single quality of the cat that man could not emulate to his advantage. Votes: 1
Carl Van VechtenA man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. Votes: 1
Mark TwainMy idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog. Votes: 1
Anne LamottWe cannot without becoming cats, perfectly understand the cat mind. Votes: 0
St. George Jackson MivartPlaying a violin is, after all, only scraping a cat's entrails with horsehair. Votes: 0
Alan Wilson WattsI'm not a cat. Not normally, anyway. This is but a temporary... inconvenience. Votes: 0
Joshua WinningCuriosity might have killed the cat, but little girls usually fared much better. Votes: 0
Kate MortonA novel must be exceptionally good to live as long as the average cat. Votes: 0
Philip Stanhope, 4th Earl of ChesterfieldA cat improves the garden wall in sunshine, and the hearth in foul weather. Votes: 0
Judith Merkle RileyEverybody started saying, well, this cat's not as dumb as people think he is. Votes: 0
David Allan CoeYou cannot expect everything even from the friendliest cat. It is still a cat. Votes: 0
Cleveland AmoryThe cat has complete emotional honesty - an attribute not often found in humans. Votes: 0
Ernest HemingwayThe cat makes himself the companion of your hours of solitude, melancholy and toil. Votes: 0
Theophile GautierOnly astrophysicists new about the Internet 20 years ago. Today my cat has a website. Votes: 0
William J. ClintonOnce [a cat] has given its love, what absolute confidence, what fidelity of affection! Votes: 0
Theophile GautierClark Gregg is so cool. He's a pretty cool cat. People are drawn to him. Votes: 0
Maurissa TancharoenFood was good, company better, and if I had been a cat, I'd have preferred. Votes: 0
Patricia BriggsWhat though care killed a cat, thou hast mettle enough in thee to kill care. Votes: 0
William ShakespeareMy cat knows the meaning of life, but has no interest in sharing the secret. Votes: 0
Ashleigh BrilliantThere are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat. Votes: 0
Ursula K. Le GuinMy wife calls me grumpy cat. I'm normally a very pleasant person to be around. Votes: 0
Jonathan TuckerChris Brown is brilliant. That cat is crazy brilliant, and I wish him the best. Votes: 0
Anita BakerMartina, she's got several layers of steel out there like a cat with nine lives. Votes: 0
Virginia WadeTalking about the past is like a cat's trying to explain climbing down a ladder, Votes: 0
Robert LowellMy house is run, essentially, by an adopted, fully clawed cat with a mean nature. Votes: 0
Anthony BourdainI heard from my cat's lawyer today; my cat wants $12,000 a week for Tender Vittles. Votes: 0
Johnny CarsonBesides, you're a cat. It's your nature to think you're the center of the universe. Votes: 0
Rick RiordanArise from sleep, old cat, And with great yawns and stretchings... Amble out for love Votes: 0
Kobayashi IssaI myself think that to have a cat is more important than to have a Bible. Votes: 0
Reginald Horace BlythI tell you, I was as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a roomful of rockers! Votes: 0
Tennessee Ernie FordTo me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after. Votes: 0
Karl PilkingtonThe cat that Prim got hates me, I think partly because I tried to drown it. Votes: 0
Suzanne CollinsBut thousands die without or this or that, Die, and endow a college or a cat. Votes: 0
Alexander PopeYour life is a Fellini film, lacking only Anita Ekberg with a cat on her head. Votes: 0
Camille PagliaI don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty sure he carries a blade under his jersey. Votes: 0
Charles BarkleyThe cat which isn't let out of the bag often becomes a skeleton in the cupboard. Votes: 0
Geoffrey MadanEvery life has a love story, even though the beloved may be imaginary, or a cat. Votes: 0
Mason CooleyIn the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. Votes: 0
Warren EcksteinDon't expect to be able to upload your cat's brain into your Roomba any time soon. Votes: 0
Jamais CascioThe only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a domestic animal. Votes: 0
Compton MackenzieThe cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. Votes: 0
Doug LarsonIf man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat. Votes: 0
Mark TwainWhat?" She drew herself up, stern as a cat presented with the wrong food for dinner. Votes: 0
Eileen Wilks[A cat] will lie the whole evening on your knee, purring and happy in your society... Votes: 0
Theophile GautierWhen a cat flatters ... he is not insincere: you may safely take it for real kindness. Votes: 0
Walter Savage LandorNo matter how hard you try to teach your cat general relativity, you're going to fail. Votes: 0
Brian GreeneIf a black black cat crosses your path, it suggests that the animal is going somewhere. Votes: 0
M.K. BhuttaA cat pours his body on the floor like water. It is restful just to see him. Votes: 0
William Lyon PhelpsIf a cat spoke, it would say things like, 'Hey, I don't see the problem here.' Votes: 0
Roy Blount, Jr.Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other. Votes: 0
Kinky FriedmanSocks is the White House cat. But did you know there is also a White House dog? Votes: 0
Rush LimbaughTake a cat, nourish it well with milk and tender meat, make it a couch of silk... Votes: 0
Geoffrey ChaucerI am allergic to cats, the cat in 'Don't Stop' was actually a very small fury human. Votes: 0
Ashton IrwinThat's what the cat said to the canary when he swallowed him - 'You'll be all right. Votes: 0
Alvah BessieMy ginger tabby cat Oscar - he's got his own passport - he comes everywhere with me. Votes: 0
Ashley MadekweOkay, so I'll admit I'm curious. Big deal. We both know what that leads to. Dead cat. Votes: 0
Susan Elizabeth PhillipsYou know a real friend? Someone you know will look after your cat after you are gone. Votes: 0
William S. BurroughsPike put down the cat. He slid from Pike's arms like molasses and puddled at his feet. Votes: 0
Robert CraisI describe myself as an indoor cat, because I'm a computer guy and I always have been. Votes: 0
Edward SnowdenA cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture. Votes: 0
Chris RockIf you attack Ann Coulter, you don't end up with your cat killed or your tires slashed. Votes: 0
Ann CoulterDo not be like the cat who wanted a fish but was afraid to get his paws wet. Votes: 0
William ShakespeareIt was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking. Votes: 0
Mickey RiversA cat cares for you only as a source of food, security and a place in the sun. Votes: 0
Charles Horton CooleyI was a young cat, and I was very fast, but I wasn't telling no kind of story. Votes: 0
Roy EldridgeI care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it. Votes: 0
Abraham LincolnThere is no 'cat language.' Painful as it is for us to admit, they don't need one! Votes: 0
Barbara HollandOf all our sunny world, i wish only for a garden sofa where a cat is sunning itself Votes: 0
Edith SödergranAre those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut? Votes: 0
Lilian Jackson BraunIt was not I who was teaching my cat to gather rosebuds, but she who was teaching me. Votes: 0
Irving TownsendThat's what the cat said to the canary when he swallowed him - 'You'll be all right.' Votes: 0
Alvah BessieIf a cat had a halo, it would probably wear it around it's tail. It makes a statement. Votes: 0
Sergio AragonesI donât care if the cat is black or white, I just want it to kill the mice. Votes: 0
Deng XiaopingThis is why I keep telling Ash to get you a cat or a bird. Guns aren't proper pets. Votes: 0
Andrea CremerAnd I a smiling woman. I am only thirty. And like the cat I have nine times to die. Votes: 0
Sylvia PlathWhen my father died, I did not cry. When my cat died three days later, I cried a lot. Votes: 0
Alejandro JodorowskyI woke up in bed with a man and a cat. The man was a stranger; the cat was not Votes: 0
Robert A. HeinleinIf you could just see your face, she told me. âYou look like a cat in a bathtub. Votes: 0
Patricia BriggsMan wishes woman to be peaceable, but in fact she is essentially warlike, like the cat.
Friedrich NietzscheI'm not one of those that can see the cat in the dairy and wonder what she's there for.
George EliotIf my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.
Greg BehrendtCarter Kane, 14, died tragically in Paris when he was eaten by his sister's cat Muffin.
Rick RiordanIn my mind it strolls, as well as in my apartment. A cat, strong, sweet and delightful..
Charles BaudelaireI recently bought a cat, but took it back a day later because our personalities clashed.
David MitchellI know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?
Douglas CouplandTyranny, like fog in the well known poem, often creeps in silently 'on little cat feet.'
Ronald ReaganRunning a liberal paper is like feeding melted butter on the end of an awl to a wild cat.
Oscar AmeringerIf you are ignorant enough, you can walk like a cat on the slippery roof-ridge of danger.
Austin O'MalleyWomen can't have an honest exchange in front of men without having it called a cat fight.
Clare Boothe LuceBravery and devotion to duty hath no greater reward than to see the cat get into trouble.
John R. EricksonCuriosity may have killed the cat, but it was the sausage-maker who disposed of the body.
Mark ForsythA cat has a reputation to protect. If it had a halo, it would be worn cocked to one side.
Will DurantIt was soon noticed that when ever there was work to be done the cat could never be found.
George OrwellYou don't need to say any special incantation or sacrifice a stray cat or something first?
Kevin HearneEver heard the story about a cat that accidentally caught a mouse in his sleep? Me neither
Mike MurdockI have never known a cat that couldn't quiet me down just by walking slowly past my chair.
Rod McKuenIt's the whole cat and mouse game between the readers and writers that makes the web work.
Tim Berners-LeeAlways the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly.
Andre NortonIt's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
James NicollThe closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered.
Johnny CarsonWhere should I go?" -Alice. "That depends on where you want to end up." - The Cheshire Cat.
Lewis CarrollIâm lookin in the mirror & I see a dollar sign, I had a cat scan & I had money on my mind
Lil WayneDon't let the cat out or the concierge in: this is the first principle of socialist ladies.
Muriel Barbery[A cat] will make itself the companion of your hours of work, of loneliness, or of sadness.
Theophile GautierBut I killed you,â Alyss said. "Did you?â Red turned to The Cat. "Why wasn't I informed?
Frank BeddorA cat likes to hear you calling him. He sits in a bush a yard from your shoes - and listens.
Pam BrownI do not believe that it is possible to teach a cat to obey; that is contrary to his nature.
Patricia MoyesIf I die before my cat, I want a little of my ashes put in his food so I can live inside him.
Drew BarrymoreThe cat is the only animal which accepts the comforts but rejects the bondage of domesticity.
Georges-Louis Leclerc, Comte de BuffonIt often happens that a man is more humanely related to a cat or dog than to any human being.
Henry David ThoreauHe picked the wrong profession. Should've stayed a prostitute. He'd have made millions. - Cat
Jeaniene FrostThe Cat was a creature of absolute convictions, and his faith in his deductions never varied.
Mary Eleanor Wilkins FreemanCats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?'
Prince PhilipAll cat stories start with this statement: "My mother, who was the first cat, told me this...
Shirley JacksonCuriosity may have killed the cat, but her's curiosity could have massacred a pride of lions.
Terry PratchettIn the âlooks of disappointment' department, my cat has picked up where my father left off.
Tom PapaI would never wound a cat's feelings, no matter how downright aggressive I might be to humans.
A. L. RowseCat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
Karl PilkingtonI enjoy many silent moments with my cat, a conversation always resumed exactly where left off.
Robert BreaultI have a cat, the pet that ranks just above a throw pillow in terms of required responsibility.
Anna QuindlenMy sister wanted a cat for a pet... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark.
Chic MurrayA cat is witty, he has nerve, he knows how to do precisely the right thing at the right moment.
Henri Poincare...love him enough to give him this, even if it's at the price of your pride." (Annette to Cat)
Jeaniene FrostCare to see your room?" -Bones Let me guess"it's that smashed"up car right over there." -Cat
Jeaniene FrostI've always wanted to be a cat. Warm and domesticated when you want to be, wild when you don't.
Jenny DownhamThe stones were sharp, The wind came at my back; Walking along the highway, Mincing like a cat.
Theodore RoethkeThere is always something else to do. A gardener should have nine times as many lives as a cat.
Vita Sackville-WestOn my face extended flat I was walloped with a cat For listening at the key-hole of the door.
W.S. GilbertTo assume a cat's asleep is a grave mistake. He can close his eyes and keep both his ears awake.
Aileen FisherI did not run for office to be helping out a bunch of, you know, fat-cat bankers on Wall Street.
Barack ObamaDikaios smacked Elam with his tail. "His curiosity wouldn't kill a sick kitten, much less a cat.
Bryan DavisIn Paris one could have the eyes of a cat (as he did) and tell people it was a trick of fashion.
Cassandra ClareKnowledge is Power. Ignorance is Bliss. But curiosityâeven if it had killed the catâis king.
Kim HarrisonA lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic!
Milton JonesThere is nothing so lowering to one's self-esteem as the affectionate contempt of a beloved cat.
Monica EdwardsThere is something about the presence of a cat... that seems to take the bite out of being alone.
Louis J. CamutiEm, I am trying to have an important conversation!" shouted Seylin. "I will not change into a cat!
Clare B. DunkleIf I could play any character from the book though it'd be Church. Who wouldn't want to be a cat?!
Jamie Campbell BowerI don't wake up each morning saying, 'Oh, wow, it's me. I think I'm the cat's meow. I'm the best.'
Jeb BushJust like an alley in New York -like every alley in the world, apparently- it smelled like cat pee.
Cassandra ClareA house without a cat is like a day without sunshine, a pie without fromage, a dinner without wine.
Julia ChildI challenge you to a duel!" screamed the cat, sailing over their heads on the swinging chandelier.
Mikhail BulgakovPerón es el único soldado que ha quemado su bandera y el único católico que ha quemado sus iglesias
Sir Winston Churchill...you never possess a cat; you are allowed to be in a cat's life, which, of course, is a privilege.
Beryl ReidWhen Jace opened the greenhouse door, the scent hit Clary, soft as the padded blow of a cat's paw...
Cassandra ClareA lie is like a cat: you need to stop it before it gets out the door or itâs really hard to catch.
Charles M. BlowHow do you summon up courage to dismiss a cat who is paying you a compliment of sitting on your lap?
Derek TangyeI have two kids in diapers and a cat whose litter box I clean out. I deal with an awful lot of crap.
George W. BuckI was honored today with having a few stones, dirt, rotten eggs, and pieces of dead cat thrown at me
George WhitefieldSo,â Wanda cried, âa woman in furs is nothing more than a large cat, a charged electric battery?
Leopold von Sacher-MasochVampires have risen from the dead, the grave, and the crypt, but have never managed it from the cat.
Terry PratchettDangling punch lines to forgotten stories remain in the language like the smile of the Cheshire cat.
William SafirePerón es el único soldado que ha quemado su bandera y el único católico que ha quemado sus iglesias.
Winston ChurchillBlack cat or white cat: If it can catch mice, it's a good cat Votes: 4 Deng Xiaoping
Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist. Votes: 3 Jeaniene Frost
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it. Votes: 3 Abraham Lincoln
The purpose of the UN mechanism, this inspection mechanism, is not to engage in a cat and mouse game with Saddam Hussein and try to find weapons that the Iraqi government is working on concealing. Votes: 4 Douglas J. Feith
Unlike cats dogs never scratch you when you wash them. They just become very sad and try to figure out what they did wrong. Votes: 3 Dave Barry
The front door shut, leaving Alec sitting in the half-lit garden, alone. He closed his eyes for a moment, the image of a face hovering behind his lids. Not Jace's face, for a change. The eyes set in the face were green, slit-pupiled. Cat eyes. Votes: 5 Cassandra Clare
I've been married for 46 years, and I live in a nice house, my grass is always cut, I pay my bills, and my cat loves me! Votes: 3 Christopher Walken
I said something which gave you to think I hated cats. But gad, sir, I am one of the most fanatical cat lovers in the business. If you hate them, I may learn to hate you. If your allergies hate them, I will tolerate the situation to the best of my ability. Votes: 3 Raymond Chandler
My dad has totally taken my Cat Stevens T-shirt, but it's OK; I have his Black Flag one, and that's amazing. Votes: 3 Zoe Kravitz
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. Votes: 1 Hippolyte Taine
For clothes, I like Anna on Regent's Park Road. Anna Park, who owns it, has an amazing eye for fresh, exciting clothes. I also love Arrogant Cat on Kensington Church Street. Space NK on Duke of York Square for exciting potions. I think I stretch the term 'tester' way beyond its boundaries. Votes: 1 Sophie Winkleman
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Votes: 3 Eugene O'Neill
Riley : "Do you want to claw at me, kitty-cat? Come on." Mercy: "Sorry, I don't beat defenseless puppies. Votes: 2 Nalini Singh
Announcers don't do enough of the cat-and-mouse strategy and all the work that goes into it. You watch a broadcast and guys get the pitches wrong. Votes: 1 Al Leiter
It has become my mission to stop the insanity of wild cats as pets. Votes: 1 Tippi Hedren
There is this cat and mouse game that plays out over time where our team comes up with new and interesting ideas to identify content that we shouldn't recommend, and over time people are constantly probing that, trying to figure out how can they get around that and get a better reputation on Yelp. Votes: 1 Jeremy Stoppelman