Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner. Votes: 1
Sophia LorenThe day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. Votes: 1
Roseanne BarrFather's snoring grows to sound increasingly like a vacuum cleaner in heat. Votes: 0
Margaret HalseyI would rather see a school produce a happy street cleaner than a neurotic scholar. Votes: 0
A.S. NeillI'm a great cleaner. I'm actually kind of addicted to cleaning. I could clean anything. Votes: 0
Sinead O'ConnorPeople really do want simpler, cleaner food, but this isn't about marketing, it's about delivering. Votes: 0
Ronald M. ShaichI'm thinking of taking a window cleaner's job to fill the spare hour in the evening. Votes: 0
Stuart PearceWouldn't the world be a cleaner place if we gave blind people brooms instead of canes? Votes: 0
Nick ThuneCLARE: The library is cool and smells like carpet cleaner, although all I can see is marble. Votes: 0
Audrey NiffeneggerI love cleaning the house. I'd never have a cleaner - I wouldn't trust them to do it. Votes: 0
Chloe SevignyThe truth can be very sharp. But it makes a cleaner wound than lies. It will not fester Votes: 0
Anne PerryWriting has... been to me like a bath from which I have risen feeling cleaner, healthier, and freer. Votes: 0
Henrik IbsenA good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe. Votes: 0
Rita RudnerI used to be a window cleaner. I got fired because I sometimes liked to drink the soapy water. Votes: 0
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