Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives. Votes: 4
John Stuart MillConservatives claim [Hillary] Clinton campaign involved in satanic 'spirit cooking'. Votes: 3
Bill MaherConservatives have always wanted border security before we had immigration reform. Votes: 3
Rand PaulThe beasts (Conservatives) had committed suicide to save themselves from slaughter. Votes: 3
John BrightConservatives believe in equality of opportunity. Liberals believe in equality of outcome. Votes: 3
Mike RosenConservatives are much more comfortable supporting the leader who's in power than liberals. Votes: 3
Jonathan ChaitLiberals like to achieve fairness by spreading the misery. Conservatives seek to expand opportunity. Votes: 3
Rush LimbaughConservatives want to make the poor rich, while liberals want to make the rich poor. Votes: 3
Mark W. SmithConservatives and liberals alike have been waiting for this moment for a third of a century. Votes: 3
Michael KinsleyBritish Conservatives base their entire approach to politics on the rule of law, and rightly so. Votes: 3
William Randolph HearstAs Conservatives, We Don't Care About The Color of Your Skin, We Care About The Color of Our Flag Votes: 3
Allen WestArguing, in the sense of attempting to convince others, has gone out of fashion with conservatives. Votes: 2
P. J. O'RourkeProgressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build. Votes: 2
Al FrankenReligious conservatives still lack a theology of direct political action. Votes: 0
Ralph E. Reed, Jr.The religious opponents of Christian conservatives are presented as moderates. Votes: 0
Ronald H. NashNeither conservatives nor humorists believe man is good. But left-wingers do. Votes: 0
P. J. O'RourkeMost conservatives are conservatives because they think they are morally correct. Votes: 0
George LakoffSome people call themselves fiscal conservatives; my wife says I'm just cheap. Votes: 0
Derek KilmerWhat is morality but immemorial custom? Conscience is the chief of conservatives. Votes: 0
Henry David ThoreauMost people who call themselves conservatives can't explain the American value system. Votes: 0
Dennis PragerThe conservatives nearly always tolerate the demagogue while he is destroying liberals. Votes: 0
Harry GoldenI'm willing to zap conservatives when they do things that are not libertarian. Votes: 0
William SafireYou can't get more racist than hating black conservatives just because they're black. Votes: 0
Greg GutfeldThe debate in the Republican Party needs to be between libertarians and conservatives. Votes: 0
Jim DeMintProgressives always like clean energy ideas. But conservatives should like this agenda, too. Votes: 0
Van JonesLiberals often don't see the problems, and conservatives don't see the promise, of government. Votes: 0
William WeldI'm an eccentric, silly, observational guy, but I'm not gonna frighten off social conservatives. Votes: 0
Jim GaffiganThis tornado is in Oklahoma so clearly it has been ordered to only target conservatives. Votes: 0
Lizz WinsteadWhat I mean is that conservatives are in a constant state of hair-on-fire, yelling anger, Votes: 0
Erick EricksonTo suggest that conservatives have a monopoly on hate is an ideological mugging of reality. Votes: 0
Don FederThe conservatives want to revolutionize the world all at once. And that's a dangerous proposal. Votes: 0
Bernard-Henri LevySo many people, including stark conservatives, have family members and close friends who are gay. Votes: 0
Paul SingerI think there are probably more closet conservatives in Hollywood than there are closet homosexuals. Votes: 0
Charlton HestonIt's highly ironic that it was the conservatives on the court who overturned so many statutes. Votes: 0
Jonathan TurleyIt's going to take a new generation of courageous conservatives to help make America great again. Votes: 0
Ted CruzNot a lot of conservatives on this list. Are more liberals than conservatives screwing up America? Votes: 0
Matt LauerI would urge my fellow conservatives to avoid the temptation to crow about it or take credit. Votes: 0
Gary BauerWe need conservatives that can accept gays, and then we need hippies that can shave and bathe. Votes: 0
Patton OswaltTime and time again, history has proved that the conservatives are right and the liberals are wrong. Votes: 0
Stockwell DayLiberals tend to put the onus of your success on society and conservatives on you and your family. Votes: 0
Dennis Prager