If people would only *Look to the Cookie* - all our problems would be solved Votes: 3
Jerry SeinfeldRemember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie. Votes: 2
Alec BaldwinI love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff. Votes: 2
Sandra BullockPeople have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. Votes: 2
Suze OrmanI like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. Votes: 2
Maria ShriverMy mother's mother is a very tough cookie. She buried three husbands. Two of them were just napping. Votes: 2
Rita RudnerWhich reminds me of a fortune cookie: you often find your destiny on the path you take to avoid it. Votes: 2
Hector ElizondoTwitter... 140 character limit... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers.. Votes: 0
E.A. BucchianeriI cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking down and crying. I am sensitive. Votes: 0
Thom YorkeMost Americans don't know enough about basic economics to fill out one fortune cookie. Votes: 0
Neal BoortzLove is like a cookie. Maybe I should have ordered crackers with my condom soup. Votes: 0
Jarod KintzRacism should never have happened and so you don't get a cookie for reducing it. Votes: 0
Chimamanda Ngozi AdichieFunny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul. Votes: 0
Dean KoontzThere were a lot of teen stars that were very cookie-cutter... I'm just being me. Votes: 0
Justin BieberNot everybody is cookie-cutter. You just can't be. There are too many variables in life. Votes: 0
Sandra BernhardI wanted always to appear strong and in control . . . .Then the cookie began to crumble. Votes: 0
Chris EvertYou're not standing on your head! Have a cookie. - Grimspite in Jinx on the Divide Votes: 0
Elizabeth KayWords fashioned with somewhat over precise diction are like shapes turned out by a cookie cutter. Votes: 0
Peter De VriesHappiness isn't a fortune in a cookie. It's deeper, wider, funnier, and more transporting than that. Votes: 0
Elvis CostelloYou just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me. Votes: 0
Merrill MarkoeTo be honest, I can't wait to be a dad. I really hope that that's how the cookie crumbles for me. Votes: 0
Lucas NeffIt may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls. Votes: 0
Robert OrbenI love chocolate chip cookies - really anything with chocolate will do! Votes: 3 Laura Wilkinson
I love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff. Votes: 6 Sandra Bullock
People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. Votes: 4 Suze Orman