I remember Nazi election propaganda posters showing a hateful Jewish face with crooked nose. Votes: 4
Jack SteinbergerFrom such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned. Votes: 4
Immanuel KantPursue some path, however narrow and crooked, in which you can walk with love and reverence. Votes: 4
Henry David ThoreauCrooked Hillary Clinton wants to raise your taxes up to the sky. She wants to raise. Votes: 3
Donald TrumpNixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning. Votes: 2
Hunter S. ThompsonOut of timber so crooked as that from which man is made nothing entirely straight can be carved. Votes: 2
Immanuel KantWe got dragged through a system and got burned by crooked lawyers, and the list goes on and on. Votes: 2
Gerald CaiafaOut of the crooked timber of humanity, nothing completely straight was ever made Votes: 0
Isaiah BerlinWhat by a straight path cannot be reached by crooked ways is never won. Votes: 0
Johann Wolfgang von GoetheUnless I'm running and yelling, then you really see how crooked my mouth is! Votes: 0
Milo VentimigliaMen as well as rivers grow crooked by following the path of least resistance. Votes: 0
Thomas JeffersonI would always love Alaska Young, my crooked neighbor, with all my crooked heart. Votes: 0
John GreenRight and proof are two crutches for everything bent and crooked that limps along. Votes: 0
Franz GrillparzerThese guys [Republicans] are the most crooked, you know, lying group I've ever seen. Votes: 0
John F. KerryCalm, thinking villains, whom no faith could fix, Of crooked counsels and dark politics. Votes: 0
Alexander PopeImprovement makes strait roads, but the crooked roads without Improvement, are roads of Genius. Votes: 0
William BlakeWhen you acknowledge God, He will go before you and make the crooked places straight. Votes: 0
Joel OsteenI'm still a little bent, a little crooked, but all things considered, I can't complain. Votes: 0
Anthony KiedisIf the first button of one's coat is wrongly buttoned, all the rest will be crooked. Votes: 0
Giordano BrunoI've always felt if my nose were more crooked, critics would focus more on my acting. Votes: 0
Tim DalyThe habit of taking the line of least resistance makes all rivers and some men crooked. Votes: 0
Napoleon HillThe straight roads are the roads of progress, the crooked roads are thee roads of genius. Votes: 0
Robert TowneYou know there's no crooked politicians. There's never a lie because there is never any truth. Votes: 0
Lenny BruceMoses and the crooked snake... that turned into a stuck, that was actually a disintegrator pistol. Votes: 0
L. Ron HubbardIf one imitates the upright, one becomes upright. If one imitates the crooked, one becomes crooked. Votes: 0
Christie WatsonAbolitionists were men of sharp angles. Organizing them was like binding crooked sticks in a bundle. Votes: 0
Jane SwisshelmGod makes crooked straight for us and sets things right when they seem to go dead wrong. Votes: 0
Mahatma GandhiYou never know a line is crooked unless you have a straight one to put next to it. Votes: 0
SocratesShe smiles.Her teeth are crooked. If I knocked them out,I might be doing her a favor. Votes: 0
Veronica RothI don't like to look at myself in the mirror, which is why my eye makeup is always crooked. Votes: 0
Daphne GuinnessThere's one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he's crooked. Votes: 0
Mark TwainThese houses had been plunked down with an alarming randomness -- unevenly spaced, on crooked lines, like whoever had designed the place had said, "We'll just follow this cat, and wherever he sits down, we'll build something. Votes: 2 Maureen Johnson
Money and corruption are ruining the land, crooked politicians betray the working man, pocketing the profits and treating us like sheep, and we're tired of hearing promises that we know they'll never keep. Votes: 2 Ray Davies