Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out. Votes: 3
Samuel JohnsonIt was just really odd to be in a room with Ian McKellen sharing cucumber sandwiches. Votes: 2
Adam BrownI have either a cucumber martini, gin martini, or a vodka martini. That's it. Simple. Votes: 0
Robert De NiroI threw out my sausage, and replaced it with a healthier penis metaphor, like a cucumber. Votes: 0
Jarod KintzLife is like a cucumber. One minute it's in your hand, the next it's up you ass. Votes: 0
Lawrence Durrell