I have to clean my room and unload the dishwasher, wash the pans, and feed the dogs. Votes: 2
Jackie EvanchoI have to admit that I'm one of those people that thinks the dishwasher is a miracle. Votes: 2
Clarence ThomasI was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun. Votes: 2
Aziz AnsariA good apprentice cook must be as polite with the dishwasher as with the chef. Votes: 0
Fernand PointIf you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyThe society, is, a dishwasher, where all the water, is, dead chipmunk blood. God I'm brilliant. Votes: 0
Thom YorkeRichard got married to a figure skater, and he bought her a dishwasher and a coffee percolator. Votes: 0
Joni Mitchell