OKAY, DON'T FREAK OUT!
I'LL TRY NOT TO.
MAY 1 ASK YOU
VVHY you HAVE A
PENIS?
1 AM TRANSGENDERED
1 WAS BORN A guy AND
AM TAKING STEPS TO
BECOME A WOMAN.
AND THAT MEANS?
DuH, BECAUSE
WOMEN ARE
BETTER.
OKAY,
CAN'T ARGUE VVITH
you THERE.
YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY
HAVING PROBLEMS WITH
THIS. MAYBE 1 SHOULD
JUST GET OUT OF HERE.
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NO, NO. YOU
DON'T NEED
TO DO THAT.
IT'S JUST A BIT
OF A SHOCK.
AND WHY DO THAT?
IT'S LIKE IF YOU WERE
AT A POTLUCK AND YOU SAVV JELLO WITH
VVHIPPED CREAM. you DECIDED TO HAVE A BIG
BOWL OF IT. you TAKE A BITE AND DISCOVER
THAT IT'S NOT WHIPPED CREAM, IT'S MAYO!
you WERE EXPECTING ONE THING BuT GOT
ANOTHER!
4
THAT IS A REALLY SPECIFIC
ANALOGY. DID THAT ACTUALLY
HAPPENED TO
IT WAS DISGUSTING
AND FILLED ME VVITH
RAGE!
1 FILL YOU WITH
NO, YOU DON'T.
MAYONNAISE DOES
BY TERRA SNOVER
EDITED BY DAN LEWIS
02013
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