I believe all drunks go to heaven, because they've been through hell on Earth. Votes: 2
Liza MinnelliI knew how it was with drunks. They ran out of generosity, even for themselves. Votes: 2
Ross MacDonaldWhen I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk. Votes: 2
Richard BurtonGod has a special providence for fools, drunks, and the United States of America. Votes: 0
Otto von BismarckIn Russia, drunks are our kindest people. Our kindest people are also the most drunk. Votes: 0
Fyodor DostoyevskyThe airline industry is full of bullshitters, liars and drunks. We excel at all three in Ireland. Votes: 0
Michael O'LearyBooze is the greatest of all equalizers. Rich drunks and poor drunks both pass out the same way. Votes: 0
Chuck KlostermanIf the world were a bar, America would currently be the angry drunk waving around a loaded gun. Yeah, the other people in the bar may be afraid of him, but they sure as hell don't respect him. Votes: 1 Wil Wheaton