On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt." Votes: 3
Kids in Washington every year have the big Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. The kids found 300 Easter eggs. They also found about 10,000 missing Hillary emails. Votes: 3
It's improper to use the egg roll for political purposes. Votes: 2
It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls. Votes: 2
Today was the annual Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. Usually when you see something rolling on the White House lawn it's a drunk Secret Service agent. Votes: 1
The sky broke like an egg into full sunset and the water caught fire. Votes: 3 Pamela Hansford Johnson
Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. Votes: 3 Warren Buffett