Some of the most important conversations I've ever had occurred at my family's dinner table. Votes: 2
Bob EhrlichI had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. Votes: 2
Steven WrightMy grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. Votes: 2
Henny YoungmanYou ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one. Votes: 2
Albert EinsteinThe world is a looking glass and gives back to every man the reflection of his own face. Votes: 2
William Makepeace ThackerayBecome dust - and they will throw thee in the air; Become stone - and they will throw thee on glass. Votes: 2
Muhammad IqbalIf I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less. Votes: 2
Lily Tomlin