The only thing worse than a Mexican Stand Off is a Peace Pact that Fails! Votes: 3
Stanley Victor PaskavichI can accept failure, everyone fails at something. But I can't accept not trying. Votes: 2
Michael JordanIf the Confederacy fails, there should be written on its tombstone: Died of a Theory. Votes: 2
Jefferson DavisThe worst crime against working people is a company which fails to operate at a profit. Votes: 2
Samuel GompersAny commander who fails to exceed his authority is not of much use to his subordinates. Votes: 2
Arleigh BurkeYou know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one. Votes: 2
Rush LimbaughBailing out every bank that fails makes the system riskier, not safer. Votes: 0
Nassim Nicholas TalebIf all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. Votes: 0
John Kenneth GalbraithFaith and hope mean absolutely nothing where consistent action fails to exist. Votes: 0
Edmond MbiakaSectarian politics gets votes in Iraq. But sectarian government fails in Iraq. Votes: 0
Ahmed ChalabiNothing succeeds, they say, like success. And certainly nothing fails like failure. Votes: 0
Margaret DrabbleNothing fails like success; nothing is so defeated as yesterday's triumphant Cause. Votes: 0
Phyllis McGinleyKill your enemies with success and bury them with a smile.... Never fails. Votes: 0
Ziad K. AbdelnourUltimately every trick succeeds or fails with an audience because of its plot. Votes: 0
Jim SteinmeyerGovernment loses its claim to legitimacy when it fails to fulfill its obligations. Votes: 0
Martin L. GrossRule 1: When all else fails, follow instructions. And Rule 2: Don't be an asshole. Votes: 0
Anne LamottWhen a marriage culture fails, sexual desire no longer unites; instead it fragments. Votes: 0
Maggie GallagherScience fails to recognize the single most potent element of human existence...faith. Votes: 0
Serj TankianGod never fails. No matter how long it takes, the promise will be fulfilled. Votes: 0
Lailah Gifty AkitaShe that fails to command her thoughts will soon lose command of her actions. Votes: 0
John C. MaxwellLife is evanescent, but left to itself it rarely fails to offer some consolation. Votes: 0
Ruth OzekiThe civil justice system is a backup system when the criminal justice system fails. Votes: 0
Ralph NaderThe lead either forges an instant connection with the reader, or the package fails. Votes: 0
Robert BlyTo call yourself a socialist in 2015 is to be an idiot. Socialism fails. Everywhere. Votes: 0
Dennis PragerAnd in most highly academic environments in the United States, no one fails anything. Votes: 0
Paul ToughMy flute, M. Poirot, is my oldest companion. When everything else fails, music remains. Votes: 0
Agatha ChristieNo company fails in communist China, because they're all partly owned by the government. Votes: 0
Jim BunningAxiom : Novel must have either one living character or a perfect pattern: fails otherwise. Votes: 0
E. M. ForsterTry to avoid complaints. Self-pity even when legitimate never fails to undermine your strength. Votes: 0
Mariane PearlWhere wealth and freedom reign contentment fails, And honour sinks where commerce long prevails. Votes: 0
Oliver GoldsmithIf temperance prevails, then education can prevail; if temperance fails, then education must fail. Votes: 0
Horace MannMany a man fails as an original thinker simply because his memory it too good. Votes: 0
Friedrich NietzscheAnd don't forget: time is meant to be wasted, love fails and death is useless. Votes: 0
Charles BukowskiA nation that fails to honor its heroes, soon will have no heroes to honor.... Votes: 0
Winston ChurchillBe. Here. NOW. Don't forget to breathe. When all else fails, grab a clown nose. Votes: 0
Tom BergeronThe story fails but your faith in the importance of doing the story doesn't fail. Votes: 0
Alice MunroNo creature, large or small, ever fails to cover the ground upon which it stands. Votes: 0
John Daido LooriWhen all else fails, cleaning house is the perfect antidote to most of life's ills. Votes: 0
Sue GraftonMost parents don't worry about a daughter until she fails to show up for breakfast. Votes: 0
Kin HubbardThe power of people, when they focus on something positive, never fails to amaze me. Votes: 0
Ozzy OsbourneThe growing wealth aquired by them corporations never fails to be a source of abuses. Votes: 0
James MadisonScience that fails to embrace all living beings is far more dangerous than any virus! Votes: 0
Steve SimmonsNothing fails like success because we don't learn from it. We learn only from failure. Votes: 0
Kenneth E. BouldingWhen you're doing stand-up, you can comment if something fails, get a laugh from that. Votes: 0
Rob BrydonWhen Art struggles, it succeeds; when revelling in its own successes, it as singularly fails. Votes: 0
Owen JonesWhen Art struggles, it succeeds; when revelling in its own successes, it as singularly fails. Votes: 0
Owen Jones ClassicsLiberals get credit for good intentions, and that's about it, because everything they do fails. Votes: 0
Rush LimbaughNo honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. Votes: 0
Michelene WandorWe must build our faith not on fading lights but on the Light that never fails. Votes: 0
Oswald ChambersMemory seldom fails when its office is to show us the tombs of our buried hopes. Votes: 0
Marguerite Gardiner, Countess of BlessingtonFor the lessons one fails to learn during peacetime, one pays a high price in war. Votes: 0
Karl DönitzThere is no error so monstrous that it fails to find defenders among the ablest men Votes: 0
John Emerich Edward Dalberg ActonThere is no error so monstrous that it fails to find defenders among the ablest men. Votes: 0
Lord ActonHealing fails to occur because it is much easier to injure another than to heal oneself. Votes: 0
Vernon HowardNo wise pilot, no matter how great his talent and experience, fails to use his checklist. Votes: 0
Charlie MungerWhether a revolution succeeds or fails people of great hearts will always be sacrificed to it. Votes: 0
Heinrich HeineIf Iraq fails to fully comply, the United States and other nations will disarm Saddam Hussein. Votes: 0
George W. BushChange almost never fails because it's too early. It almost always fails because it's too late. Votes: 0
Seth GodinThe value of experimentation is not the trying. It's the trying again after the experiment fails. Votes: 0
Simon SinekWhenever the word is rightly preached, and attentively heard, it never fails to bring forth fruit. Votes: 0
Martin LutherMy intuition never fails me, it is I who fail when I do not listen to it. Votes: 0
Hazrat Inayat KhanSuicide may be a choice, but not as much as it is expected when everything else fails. Votes: 0
Mark BrightlifeIt is commonly said that a teacher fails if he has not been surpassed by his students. Votes: 0
Edmond H. FischerPeople respond to a guy who is trapped and succeeds on some level and fails on another. Votes: 0
Kiefer SutherlandThe sunshine fails, the shadows grow more dreary, And I am near to fall, infirm and weary. Votes: 0
Henry Wadsworth LongfellowIn childhood the daylight always fails too soon -- except when there are going to be fireworks; Votes: 0
Jan StrutherEvery choice you make has a consequence, every one. It's mathematic. It cannot fail; it never fails. Votes: 0
John BythewayLet men be wise by instinct if they can, but when this fails be wise by good advice. Votes: 0
SophoclesPride, where wit fails, steps in to our defence, and fills up all the mighty void of sense. Votes: 0
Alexander PopeIf the government fails to listen to your demands, then you will decide what is best for you. Votes: 0
Muqtada al SadrTelevision is ultimately a business of failure. You try a lot of things, and most of it fails. Votes: 0
Greg BerlantiIf all else fails, you could wait for the first corner and tie his dreadlocks to the goalpost. Votes: 0
Vinnie JonesWhat can be said, lacks reality. Only what fails to make its way into words exists and counts. Votes: 0
Emile M. CioranLife is pretty simple: You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works. Votes: 0
Leonardo da VinciThe only reward to be expected from literature is contempt if one fails and hatred if one succeeds. Votes: 0
VoltaireWhen a man gets talking about himself, he seldom fails to be eloquent and often reaches the sublime. Votes: 0
Josh BillingsYou see, when medicine works, it is blessed science, and when it fails, it is witchcraft. - Polidori Votes: 0
Kenneth OppelHe that fails in his endeavors after wealth or power will not long retain either honesty or courage. Votes: 0
Samuel JohnsonPeople who come up with "It may not work" or "What are we going to do if it fails?" Votes: 0
Kim Woo-jungYeah, it never fails to amaze me how a single lie can undo an entire lifetime of good. (Aiden) Votes: 0
Sherrilyn KenyonWhen you have done your best for a flower, and it fails, you have some reason to be aggrieved. Votes: 0
Frank Arthur SwinnertonNo one who can rise before dawn three hundred sixty days a year fails to make his family rich. Votes: 0
Malcolm GladwellAn age is called Dark not because the light fails to shine, but because people refuse to see it. Votes: 0
James A. MichenerLove is patient. Love is kind. It bears all things. Love never fails. Love is as strong as death. Votes: 0
O. R. MellingWe never really had any kind of a Christmas. This is one part where my memory fails me completely. Votes: 0
Frank McCourtIf all else fails and you don't know what to wear, put on a black dress, and you'll be happy. Votes: 0
Lily DonaldsonSuccess is not about who never fails. It is about who can spring - or even stagger - back up. Votes: 0
Samantha PowerMy goal is not to create a circumstance in which no one fails, but one in which many will succeed. Votes: 0
Jerry MoranAll that a man achieves and all that he fails to achieve is the direct result of his own thoughts. Votes: 0
James Lane AllenMy goal is not to create a circumstance in which no one fails, but one in which many will succeed, Votes: 0
Jerry MoranIt is not marriage that fails; it is people that fail. All that marriage does is to show people up. Votes: 0
Harry Emerson FosdickThe friendly preacher who fails to warn of the reality of Hell, betrays the Son of God with a kiss. Votes: 0
Ray ComfortA man's task is to find himself, and if he fails in this, it doesn't much matter what else he finds. Votes: 0
William ManchesterA prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. Votes: 0
Winston Churchill