Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth. Votes: 4
Ambrose BierceIf a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death. Votes: 2
Sam SneadGive your kids a bloody knife and fork and let me put some fresh food in front of them they can eat. Votes: 2
Jamie OliverEvery life has forks in the road. And sometimes, the tines of that fork stab deep. Votes: 0
Brad MeltzerYou can drive out nature with a pitch fork But it always comes roaring back again. Votes: 0
Tom WaitsPlaying without the fundamentals is like eating without a knife and fork. You make a mess. Votes: 0
Dick WilliamsThe life of expression is the tuning fork by which we find our way to the sacred. Votes: 0
Mark NepoSo he waited, listening for a moment longer to the tuning-fork that had been struck upon a star. Votes: 0
F. Scott FitzgeraldYou do not sew with a fork and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles. Votes: 0
Henry BeardCivilization has taught us to eat with a fork, but even now if nobody is around we use our fingers. Votes: 0
Will RogersIt seems that for many the cure to acne is at the end of their fork, not in a prescription pad. Votes: 0
Mark E. HymanIt seems that for many the cure to acne is at the end of their fork, not in a prescription pad. Votes: 0
Mark HymanIf your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail. Votes: 0
Ricky Gervais