When a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully. Votes: 4
Samuel JohnsonWhen I was 12, we went from Glasgow to Aberdeen on a school trip. It was called fresh air fortnight. Votes: 2
Billy ConnollyAll tapes left in a car for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Best of Queen albums. Votes: 0
Terry Pratchett