When I play with my band around the U.S.A., the most requested song is 'Peace Frog.' Votes: 4
Robby KriegerIf The Muppet Show had a basketball team, the score would always be Frog 99, Chaos 98. Votes: 3
Jerry JuhlFrog in the mud is happier than the man, because it has no ambition to reach the stars! Votes: 3
Mehmet Murat ildanAnalyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. Votes: 2
E. B. WhiteI'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. Votes: 2
Cameron DiazIf you're going to have to swallow a frog, you don't want to have to look at that sucker too long! Votes: 2
Zig ZiglarThe tadpole poet will never grow into anything bigger than a frog. Votes: 0
Algernon Charles SwinburneLe biologiste passe, la grenouille reste. The biologist passes, the frog remains. Votes: 0
Jean RostandToo hard for any frog's digestion,To have his froghood call'd in question! Votes: 0
Christopher SmartAds are carefully designed by the Madison Avenue frog-men of-the-mind for semiconscious exposure. Votes: 0
Marshall McLuhanpeople talk about 'sex' as though it hopped about by itself, like a frog! Votes: 0
Anne Morrow LindberghKiss me, and you'll live forever. You'll be a frog, but you'll live forever. Votes: 0
Norman SpinradWhat happens to me if this slipper fits?" "I turn you into a handsome frog. Votes: 0
Judith McNaughtEat that frog! If you have to eat 3 frogs, eat the biggest and uggliest one first. Votes: 0
Brian TracyBreaking the silence Of an ancient pond, A frog jumped into water - A deep resonance. Votes: 0
Matsuo BashoMy cousin is gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies. Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldStyle, is like a frog: you can dissect the thing, but it somehow dies in the process. Votes: 0
Arthur QuinnLike a frog, the aphorist waits for something to fly by that he can catch with his tongue. Votes: 0
Mason CooleyA frog in love would not be enchanted to learn that her beloved had turned into Prince Charming. Votes: 0
Mason CooleyHumor is like a frog. You can dissect it to see how it works, but by then, it's dead. Votes: 0
E. B. WhiteDo I have a large frog in my hair? I have the sensation that something is eating my brain. Votes: 0
Joaquin PhoenixSome of these bulls are gonna' spin those cowboys so fast, they'll look like a frog in a blender. Votes: 0
Wayne WhiteThe man was the finest preacher. He could make a frog stand up straight and get happy with Jesus. Votes: 0
James McBrideIf you have live in the mud for a while, you must not resist being a frog for a while! Votes: 0
Mehmet Murat ildanI don't know why I go to school unless for kicks, oh well might as well do dissect a frog. Votes: 0
S. E. HintonA fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa. Votes: 0
Faina RanevskayaAs my mother once said: The boys throw stones at the frog in jest. But the frogs die in earnest. Votes: 0
Joanna RussWhen I drove for British teams... they called me The Tadpole because I was too small to be a frog. Votes: 0
Alain ProstEat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day. Votes: 0
Mark Twain