I wouldn't trust Newcastle's back five to protect my garden gnomes from squirrels. Votes: 0
Jonathan PearceI'm glad I escaped the clutches of those evil gnomes... I'm talking, of course, about Puerto Ricans. Votes: 0
Thom YorkeActually, cats do this to protect you from gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep. Votes: 0
John Dobbin