The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout. Votes: 4
Josh BillingsLuxury and Ostentation usually make me feel antsy, like I'm going to get a case of Gout Votes: 4
Stephan JenkinsBe temperate in wine, in eating, girls, & sloth; Or the Gout will seize you and plague you both. Votes: 4
Benjamin FranklinGout is not relieved by a fine shoe nor a hangnail by a costly ring nor migraine by a tiara. Votes: 3
PlutarchPeople wish their enemies dead - but I do not; I say give them the gout, give them the stone! Votes: 2
Mary Wortley MontaguI can cure the gout or stone in some, sooner than Divinity, Pride, or Avarice in others. Votes: 0
Thomas Browne