I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur Votes: 4
I was watching television and I saw how you stick your fingers in a person's eyes to slow them down." Grandma Mazur Votes: 4
I met a real looker. He picked me up at the two dollar slot machines, so you know he's no cheapskate." Grandma Mazur Votes: 4
When Grandma Mazur is talking about the reason for the improved play of her 91-year-old bowling teammate, she said: "She's doing better now that we got her the longer tubing to her oxygen tank. Votes: 4
[Stephanie Plum]Jeez. No True Love" [Grandma Mazur] There's always been true love, but in my day, you either talked yourself into thinking you had it, or you talked yourself into thinking you didn't need it. Votes: 4
Grandma Mazur stood two feet back from my mother. "I gotta get me a pair if those," she said, eyeballing my shorts. "I've still got pretty good legs, you know." She raised her skirt and looked down at her knees. "What do you think? You think I'd look good in them biker things?" Grandma Mazur had knees like doorknobs. Votes: 4
We need to go back to the way it was 30 years ago, when everybody had Grandma and Grandpa, and we were willing to pass moral judgments about right and wrong. Votes: 6 Steven Tyler