My dream is to become a farmer. Just a Bohemian guy pulling up his own sweet potatoes for dinner. Votes: 2
Lenny KravitzMr. President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke. Votes: 2
Sarah PalinYou see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. Votes: 2
Erica JongI had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me.
Rodney DangerfieldI've met guys all the time that I'm like, Damn, that's a good-looking guy, you know?
Josh HutchersonI'm a natural management guy. I had forgotten that. And I forgot how much I hate it.
Keith OlbermannJeb Bush is very good on immigration, he's very good on education. He's a smart guy.
Michael BloombergPeople who know Clinton knew the guy has a real problem keeping his hands off women.
Monica LewinskyThere are three sides to every argument. Yours. The other guy's. And the right side.
Mordecai RichlerDonald Trump is a strong president. We got to stand behind this guy is what I think.
Stephen ColbertWhat is an editor but a cross between a fall guy and a father figure? arthur koestler
Arthur KoestlerIts as boring to see a completely evil villain as it is to see a completely good guy.
Brian HelgelandSometimes people tell me I'm a good guy. Thank God, I'd probably be a terrible woman
Cameron MonaghanI always thought if a guy could play the guitar, he must be something really special.
Chrissie HyndeStatistics indicate that the average American is a guy named Brian who lives in Ohio.
Demetri MartinEven if I'm playing a bad guy, I work hard to make him multi-leveled and interesting.
Isaiah WashingtonI am not anti-death penalty, but I'm damned sure anti-the-wrong-guy-getting-executed.
Kinky FriedmanI just don't want to cozy up to the guy whose girl I have every intention of stealing.
Aprilynne PikeI describe myself as an indoor cat, because I'm a computer guy and I always have been.
Edward SnowdenRarely have I seen a situation where doing less than the other guy is a good strategy.
James SpithillEvil is in the face of every frat guy that ever raised a beer cup and went "whoooooo!"
Janeane GarofaloVoters are saying "I like this guy [Donald Trump]. He just might shake this place up."
Jeff SessionsI'm the kind of guy who can't keep a plant alive for a week, let alone a relationship.
Jerry O'ConnellAll a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they are not all the same.
Marilyn MonroeIt's always fun when you don't have to trot your stuff out, especially as a young guy.
Miguel FerrerYou know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.
Norm MacDonaldI'm not the kind of guy to knock at a door and then when the door is opened not go in.
William SaroyanIt's the quiet, humble guy that's not saying anything. That's the really dangerous one.
Carlos ConditI like the idea that when a guy comes over to the house, I get to say I wrote the book.
Greg BehrendtI'm not a guy who sees the desire to transform with each part; I'm not a piece of clay.
Jake M. JohnsonWhy can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy / That he thinks his booty is fly?
Jemaine ClementI basically went out with any guy who asked me because hardly anyone ever asked me out.
Jessica AlbaLesson learned: If a guy tells you you're his second choice, don't make him your first.
Kate MadisonPeople respond to a guy who is trapped and succeeds on some level and fails on another.
Kiefer SutherlandA guy at ABC told me to change my name and get a nose job. I said 'You get a nose job.'
Mariska HargitayIf a guy tells me the probability of failure is 1 in 100,000, I know he's full of crap.
Richard P. FeynmanThis is [Joe] Biden's unique way. I mean, here's a guy that never makes a gaffe, right?
Ruqaiyyah Waris MaqsoodI don't consider myself an offensive guy. I am just a harmless lovable little fuzzball.
Rush LimbaughThis is [Joe] Biden's unique way. I mean, here's a guy that never makes a gaffe, right?
Rush LimbaughWhen I get to heaven I'm gonna find the guy in charge of the weather and kick his rear.
Stephen HawkingI ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said" my tummy itches.
Steve CarellJesus is a powerful guy in Hollywood. Not quite as powerful as Vin Diesel, but powerful.
Christian FinneganIt's hard to tell who's going to win this week, but it probably won't be a big, fat guy.
David FehertyI think I'm dying to get to know a particular guy. Then he opens his mouth and ruins it.
Elizabeth ChandlerWhen I read the script for Will & Grace in 1998, I knew I was the only guy for the part.
Eric McCormackPeople trust that a guy who can bring up two kids on his own might be able to help them.
Jeff BrazierWho knew that listening to a guy sleep could be so much deeper than sleeping with a guy.
Jennifer DonnellyI've never been the type of guy that had a lot of friends or was part of the cool group.
Jim JefferiesYou got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.
John MaddenIn a normal movie, you'd never see one guy talk for an entire page, whether good or bad.
Patrick WilsonThe difference between a hero and an also-ran is the guy who hangs on for one last gasp.
Paul DietzelAdrian!You Used compulsion on that guy. That.... I mean, it's....." "Awesome?Yeah,I Know
Richelle MeadA guy in Greek armor drew his sword and charged, but slipped in a puddle of pina colada.
Rick RiordanWhat can you say about Guy's cooking that hasn't been printed on a packet of cigarettes?
Willie GeistYou have no control over what the other guy does. You only have control over what you do.
A. J. KittI don't think there is a guy that played more gay characters than I have done in my life.
Antonio BanderasI'm just an obnoxious guy who can make it appear charming, that's what they pay me to do.
Bill MurrayI'm not the quiet sensitive little guy I was. I can't be. There's just too much after me.
Dan FogelbergBusy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.
Greg BehrendtWhat's this? You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy.
Jeremy PivenIt's not a guy and a girl, or a girl and a girl or a guy and a guy - it's a relationship.
Jessica CapshawGuy Peellaert was to Europe what Andy Warhol was to America - except Guy had more talent!
Jim SterankoSeve wore his emotions on his sleeve. You could see how much the guy cared about winning.
Johnny MillerI like vengeance as much as the next guy, if the next guy likes vengeance a whole lot....
Jonah GoldbergI'm a guy who tries to be successful in all that I do, and when you fall short, it hurts.
LeBron JamesIf I'm talking to a guy who's straight and cute and single, I'm like 'are you a unicorn?'
Margaret ChoI'm not saying I'm not a moody guy sometimes, but I think I have a pretty normal balance.
Matt BerningerYou could wear the same outfit every single day and no guy - who isn't gay - will notice.
Maureen JohnsonHow could you look more stupid than to be the guy accepting a bronze medal in gold shoes?
Michael JohnsonAnd I'm not a micromanagement guy. I prefer to spend my time doing other stuff than that.
Michel GondryFrom the time I started playing, I've always been the high-energy, never-stop-moving guy.
Peja StojakovicThe good agent probably is not the reader, he's just the guy who can put together a deal.
Rod SerlingSome guys run their house. Some guys run around their house. I'm a guy who runs my house!
Sam CassellIf I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy.
Scott AdamsI'm not a guy that loves a lot of rehearsal, but it depends. It depends what it would be.
Scott SpeedmanYou ever heard of a guy named Jeff Buckley? He's one of the best singers I've ever heard.
Sebastian BachA woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.
Wanda SykesA stupid disgusting bore is a guy who has nothing to say, and nonetheless says it anyway.
William C. BrownEven more exasperating than the guy who thinks he knows it all is the one who really does.
Al BernsteinYou'd have to be pretty hard-nosed not to feel some sympathy for the guy [Doctor Strange].
Benedict CumberbatchYou can't just replace someone with a regular-looking guy who didn't say any of the lines.
Cary-Hiroyuki TagawaIf we can send a guy to the moon we can certainly go a quarter of a mile and not get hurt.
Don PrudhommeMy relationships have been well publicised in the past but I am just a normal guy, really.
Enrique IglesiasIf I'm drinking I can either be the nicest guy ever or I'm the guy you should leave alone.
Gabriel IglesiasIt doesn't matter because I want to be that guy who you never know what I'm going to wear.
Iman ShumpertThere's a guy who won't be in contention. There's another one I don't have to worry about.
Jack NicklausYou have to realize that Mel [Gibson], he's a funny guy. He's got a wicked sense of humor.
Keith CarradineI'm a pretty loyal guy with friends and family, I've had the same friends for a long time.
Matthew McConaugheyNico leaned over and plucked a grape. Probably that was the guy's entire diet for the day.
Rick RiordanMark Ruffalo is just an amazing guy and an amazing director. Votes: 4 Orlando Bloom
Guys ask me, don't I get burned out? How can you get burned out doing something you love? I ask you, have you ever got tired of kissing a pretty girl? Votes: 1 Tommy Lasorda
Guys ask me, don't I get burned out? How can you get burned out doing something you love? I ask you, have you ever got tired of kissing a pretty girl? Votes: 1 Tommy Lasorda
People... need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, 'I may be bad, honey, but I'm not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.' Votes: 1 Chris Farley
The myth of Good Guys and Bad Guys is one of the most pervasive we own, and morally grey anti-heroes are simply one of modern fiction's attempts to shake off that mythology and replace it with something a bit more honest. Votes: 3 Richard K. Morgan
Growing up in Ohio and just being kind of an average guy from flyover country - my dad was a factory guy - I try to put things on a screen that reflect reality. I don't mind if people want to argue with that, or think that's crazy. Votes: 1 Roger Ailes
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. Votes: 1 Woody Allen
In school, I had two or three best guy friends, but mostly if I was just hanging, I'd like to talk to the girls, because they were more interesting. I think they were smarter. Votes: 3 Rob Lowe
I've always been a big guy, whether it's been a fat kid, a fat young adult, or a fat adult. I was always sort of... I guess the term would be 'popular.' I never dealt with a lot of name-calling or any of the bullying you'd think a fat kid might have to deal with. Votes: 1 Jim O'Heir
You know, my brother won't walk out of a restaurant with me anymore because he doesn't want to be linked to me as my new 'mystery man.' Same with my close guy friends. Votes: 3 Ashley Greene
People look at me and see a calm, cool guy on the sidelines and I want them to know that my Christian faith affects my coaching and everything I do. Votes: 5 Tony Dungy
I definitely used to lie about my age. I'm from Tennessee and everyone would vacation in Destin, Florida, where there are lots of cute guys. I would go with my older sister and lie about my age to them. Votes: 2 Lucy Hale
Who says I'm gonna marry another guy? In Europe it's not like in America, where you set a date. Votes: 1 Brigitte Nielsen
Growing up, I didn't get the talk of 'Make sure boys take you on a date and treat you right.' So I was the girl who wasn't dating and would just text. I dated these guys who didn't have jobs, and I would always be paying. At one point, I remember looking in the mirror and thinking, 'You're too pretty and cool to be treated like this.' Votes: 1 Meghan Trainor
I stood in the doorway pondering the difference between naked and nude, and the pizza delivery guy probably wondered if I was going to go put on some clothes and pay him. Votes: 3 Jarod Kintz
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. Votes: 2 Erica Jong
I've always admired the kind of guy who moves into a place and restores it. Thanks to my efforts, the guy who moves into mine will have a chance to do just that. Votes: 1 Michael Feldman
We never really tried to shock for shock's sake on 'Family Guy'. If something was horribly offensive and shocking, we would put it in if it was also hysterically funny. Votes: 6 Seth MacFarlane
Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored. Votes: 4 Bob Saget
I am so like Donna it's funny. And most of my friends are guys too. Votes: 3 Laura Prepon
The myth of Good Guys and Bad Guys is one of the most pervasive we own, and morally grey anti-heroes are simply one of modern fiction's attempts to shake off that mythology and replace it with something a bit more honest. Votes: 3 Richard K. Morgan
I usually end up falling for one of my really good guy friends because I know everything about them, and you fall in love with their personalities, and it makes them become attractive to you in your eyes. Votes: 5 Colbie Caillat
I never wanted to be the great guy or the colorful guy or the interesting guy. I wanted to be the guy who won titles. Votes: 2 Pete Sampras
Guys ask me, don't I get burned out? How can you get burned out doing something you love? I ask you, have you ever got tired of kissing a pretty girl? Votes: 1 Tommy Lasorda
When I think of Sherlock Holmes, I think of a guy who can wander into the confusion of life and sort of pluck out answers at will. Votes: 1 Graham Moore
Well, I think it's because I'm an only daughter. I have four brothers, a bunch of guy cousins, and so it's like I was raised amongst men. So I've always gotten along really well with men. Votes: 3 Alicia Machado
I did go through this period where girls would be mean and I had a lot of guy friends. But I've found as an adult the importance of having female and male friends. Votes: 2 Zooey Deschanel
I want a guy I can go hiking with, who wants to do outdoorsy stuff. It's so much fun to be out in nature and who better to do that with than the person you're dating? Votes: 3 Adrianne Palicki
I like guys with a nice smile. I know it's cliche, but it's so true! I like a guy with a nice smile and nice eyes. Votes: 4 Rebecca Black
The idea that every time you do a film you're supposed to be tortured confuses me. I mean, guys who say, 'Oh, it's really tough, my character is really suffering' -come on. For us, even in the rotten ones we've had a good time. I don't think you have to suffer. Votes: 2 George Clooney
It's much nicer to be known as Mr. Nice Guy than Mr. Nasty Guy. But you've got to have lines - and when you hit the line, that's the end of the story, nice guy or not. Votes: 1 Nicky Oppenheimer
Rock Hudson wasn't my type. He's a great guy and had a great sense of humor. Votes: 2 Tab Hunter
I find it very hard to play a part, then take it off like a cheap suit and become Mr Normal - Mr. Nice Guy. Votes: 6 Jimmy Nail
I'm an old guy. I don't hustle and I don't bustle. So sometimes you're behind, but that's okay. Your peace of mind is more important. I have seen the people who hustle and bustle, and they are already gone, at a young age. They could have enjoyed life. Votes: 1 Kumar Pallana
I'm not a star, and I don't want to be a star. Stars fall. I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job. Votes: 1 Bernie Mac
If you cry over a guy, then your friends can't date him. It can't even be considered. Votes: 4 Taylor Swift
My perfect guy wears converse, is totally laid back, and doesn't worry about being cool. Votes: 4 Selena Gomez
I'm a pretty quiet guy, but if people want to think of me as a lady killer, I guess that's good. Votes: 3 James Woods
Dating in Los Angeles can be hard, which makes it all the better when you meet a really nice guy. Votes: 4 Lauren Conrad
I enjoy going out by myself... always have, always will. I don't have security guards, and, for the most part, I enjoy meeting new people. I see myself as a regular guy who likes playing video games with his nieces and nephews and poker with his family. I don't have an art collection or take exotic vacations. I enjoy being at home. Votes: 1 Vince Vaughn
I've given up looking for a boyfriend. That's not to say I won't be interested if the right guy comes along. But I'm not in a hurry. Votes: 2 Emily VanCamp
I walked into a demo session one time, and a guy said, 'I'm thinking kind of like a Trace Adkins thing.' And I looked him right in the eye and said, 'Man, you've got the wrong guy. I'm gonna have to fire myself. You've got to hire somebody else.' Votes: 1 Chris Stapleton
I've always been kind of a shy guy. Not very outgoing. I might not start a conversation, but if somebody else does, I'll chat away. Votes: 5 Retief Goosen
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. Votes: 4 Erica Jong
Well, I wasn't going to tell anyone, but I've been seeing this really sweet guy for the past few weeks. Votes: 4 Scott Peterson
I'd love to hold a koala. They sleep 22 hours a day, eat eucalyptus leaves and just hang out. I want to spend some time with that guy Votes: 4 Milo
There's always that one guy that you will always go back to. Even though you date other people in between, you are always in the back of your mind hoping to run into that guy. Votes: 3 Lauren Conrad
Deeply in my heart, do I want to believe that there is that special guy that is for me. Yes, absolutely. Votes: 3 Guy Branum
There are so many of these young-adult movies with these cold guys who act like jerks to girls but are hiding soft sentiments. But in the real world most guys who act like jerks are jerks. Generally they are. I spent a lot of high school thinking that horrible guys must be very sensitive and interesting and it's not true. Votes: 1 Alice Englert
A man in Florida has been arrested for wearing a President Obama mask while robbing a McDonald's. To show you how good this guy's disguise was, instead of a holdup note he was reading from a teleprompter. Votes: 4 Jay Leno
Peter is an old friend. I'm heartbroken, but he's also a tough guy. I'm counting on him getting through this very difficult passage. Votes: 6 Tom Brokaw
I just thought it could make a really cool movie. It's not that it's just a buddy comedy but it's all about two guys hating each other and towards the end they're good friends. I liked that these two guys were best friends from the very beginning, and they're crazy. Votes: 1 Sean William Scott
I'm the type of guy who likes to be there 24-7. I'm Mr. Roses. Votes: 6 A. J. McLean
I like to go to bars and bang really ugly girls, I just like to, I'm just a sick guy. Votes: 0 Dean Ambrose
If you're a kid wanting to be a cartoonist today, and you're looking at Family Guy, you don't have to aim very high. Votes: 1 John Kricfalusi
There is nothing more natural than to consider everything as starting from oneself, chosen as the center of the world; one finds oneself thus capable of condemning the world without even wanting to hear its deceitful chatter. Votes: 1 Guy Debord
Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It's an interesting story, but I don't know twenty-five men I'd want to invite ta a party. Votes: 4 Joan Crawford