I'm a beautician,
not a magician.
My comb is not a
wand.
When you're rude to your hair
stylist and they say "Oops"
what that really mean is, I
did that on purpose :)
Tell me all your gossip
while I'm cutting and
coloring your hair. I cant
hear shit when the
blow dryeds on. I
just nod and smile.
If only you would have
known your hair was
going to break Off and
feel like a brillo pad before
you saved money by
coloring it at home.
Why yes, I'd love to do
your hair for free. That's
precisely why I went to
school and spent
thousands on my
hair education.
One of us is going to stop trimming
your bangs...
which one do you want
it to be?
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