Getting older and having kids, you learn how to become less serious about it all. Votes: 2
Lena HeadeyEven when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. Votes: 2
Fran LebowitzAlways end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. Votes: 2
Bill CosbyBeing a woman in music and having kids, it's very hard to do both without neglecting one a bit. Votes: 2
Martha WainwrightTo me, having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. Votes: 2
Nick LacheyOne has to divide attention between having kids and a full workload. Votes: 0
Willem-Alexander, Prince of OrangeI take having a kids' show real seriously. I think it's an enormous responsibility. Votes: 0
Paul ReubensI didn't want my kids having to pass through an airport named after their father. Votes: 0
Peter JacksonLove is having endless support from my husband and the hugs and kisses from my kids. Votes: 0
Kristen TaekmanThe best part about having kids is not actually having to have kids. Thank you, women. Votes: 0
Jarod KintzI think me having kids is helpful. It opens up a new little area of your heart. Votes: 0
David WaltonIt'll be kids next. I like the grown-up stuff. I like having a house. I've got dogs. Votes: 0
Leighton MeesterWhen I started having kids, I thought, 'I don't want to do anything they can't watch.' Votes: 0
Dick Van DykeI have two kids now and through watching them, I keep having flashbacks to my own childhood. Votes: 0
Sonia BragaIt's hard having kids. It's hard having a job. It's hard having a relationship - for anybody. Votes: 0
Reese WitherspoonYou know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. Votes: 0
Jim GaffiganAnd you know, the people who hate kids and don't want kids always end up having 50 of them. Votes: 0
Megan FoxPeople are just up tight because the kids are having fun and they didn't have the same freedom. Votes: 0
John LennonHaving a go at kids with a terminal illness is really beyond the pale, absolutely beyond the pale. Votes: 0
Kevin RuddI'm not a big fan of young kids having Facebook. It's not something they need. It's not necessary. Votes: 0
Michelle ObamaIf you're one of the Disney kids, it's like you have to talk about having a promise ring, you know? Votes: 0
Nolan Gerard FunkI think some parents think, 'Oh, having kids is so beautiful; I want others to feel the joy I do.' Votes: 0
Jen KirkmanI'd love to have a family one day. Having kids is the meaning of life and I can't wait to be a mom. Votes: 0
Paris Hilton