If you don't have a hernia yet then you're not pulling your own weight! Votes: 2
George SteinbrennerI've got this terrible hernia. People think it's a fat gut, but it's not. Votes: 2
Richard GriffithsMy kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias. Votes: 2
Rodney DangerfieldIf any of you get hernias in this tug-of-war against the Army, I'll pay to get them fixed. Votes: 2
Robert E. HaebelTelling a writer to relax is like telling a man to relax while being prodded for a possible hernia. Votes: 2
William Zinsser