An Englishmen thinks seated; a Frenchmen standing; an American pacing, an Irishman, afterwards. Votes: 4
Austin O'MalleyI thought I was God's gift to mankind and the greatest Irishman since George Best. Votes: 4
James NesbittHave you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? Votes: 4
Frank CarsonNow here I am playing a passionate young Irishman who would die for what he believes in. Votes: 4
James D'arcyEvery St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. Votes: 4
Shane LeslieMulligan: invented by an Irishman who wanted to hit one more twenty yard grounder. Votes: 3
Jim BishopIn order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to converse with the Almighty. Votes: 3
Steven SpielbergAn Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. Votes: 3
Austin O'MalleyI agree with the realistic Irishman who said he preferred to prophesy after the event. Votes: 3
Gilbert K. ChestertonPut an Irishman on the spit and you can always get another Irishman to turn him. Votes: 3
George Bernard ShawIdeally, we'd want an Irishman coming in for the job, but, ideally it doesn't really matter. Votes: 3
Clinton MorrisonI swim in a pool of my own neurosis. I carry love, grief deeply, like an Irishman. Votes: 3
Richard HarrisAn Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was. Votes: 3
Frank CarsonThe Irishman in English literature may be said to have been born with an apology in his mouth. Votes: 3
James ConnollyThis would be a grand land if only every Irishman would kill a negro, and be hanged for it. Votes: 3
Edward Augustus FreemanAlas! the culture of an Irishman is an enterprise to be undertaken with a sort of moral bog hoe. Votes: 3
Henry David Thoreau