An Englishmen thinks seated; a Frenchmen standing; an American pacing, an Irishman, afterwards. Votes: 2
Austin O'MalleyMulligan: invented by an Irishman who wanted to hit one more twenty yard grounder. Votes: 2
Jim BishopIn order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to converse with the Almighty. Votes: 2
Steven SpielbergPut an Irishman on the spit and you can always get another Irishman to turn him. Votes: 2
George Bernard ShawI swim in a pool of my own neurosis. I carry love, grief deeply, like an Irishman. Votes: 2
Richard HarrisHave you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? Votes: 2
Frank CarsonEvery St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. Votes: 2
Shane LeslieThis would be a grand land if only every Irishman would kill a negro, and be hanged for it. Votes: 2
Edward Augustus Freeman