Postmodernism is among other things a sick joke at the expense of revolutionary avant-gardism. Votes: 0
Terry EagletonEverything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. Votes: 0
Will RogersWhat a joke! Poor little rich girl's fallen in love with the Republic's most famous criminal. Votes: 0
Marie LuPeople don't buy a new detergent because the manufacturer told a joke on television last night. Votes: 0
David OgilvyCrusaders have just f-ked me over what a bas-rd joke, excuse my language I'm absolutely furious. Votes: 0
Keith SeniorEarly on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke. Votes: 0
Gabriel IglesiasFashion has become a joke. The designers have forgotten that there are women inside the dresses. Votes: 0
Coco ChanelEvery vision is a joke until the first man accomplishes it; once realized, it becomes commonplace. Votes: 0
Robert H. GoddardAnd I admit it: there's a rather dirty thrill when 700 people laugh at a joke you've written. Votes: 0
Laura WadeWe have a marriage of people of various cultures coming together. It's not a joke. It's real. Votes: 0
Stevie WonderIt devastates me now that I have been reduced to a Hollywood statistic - another joke marriage. Votes: 0
Sophia BushEverything serious that he says is a joke and everything humorous that he says is dead serious. Votes: 0
Clarence DarrowWhen I write, I create really absurd situations which become false because I am after the joke. Votes: 0
Sally PhillipsI always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical. Votes: 0
Norm MacDonald"What a joke: Tiny living entities crawling on a little planet and are thinking, "I am Great". " Votes: 0
Radhanath SwamiIs that a joke? Please tell me you're joking. -Sophie I never joke about carnivorous bunnies. -Luca Votes: 0
Rachel VincentLike Toy Story, the joke is all about exploring the secret world of these various everyday objects. Votes: 0
Seth RogenI suppose every time [something bad happens], I have that instinct to make that joke that distracts. Votes: 0
Phoebe Waller-BridgeHumor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law? Votes: 0
Dick ClarkLacroix has been fantastic. He's very nice. He gets the joke, and I think that's a good thing. Votes: 0
Jennifer SaundersThere is a joke that your hammer will always find nails to hit. I find that perfectly acceptable Votes: 0
Benoit MandelbrotWe need to get rid of the Federal Elections Commission. It's a joke. It doesn't enforce the law. Votes: 0
Russ FeingoldWhat the joke displays is a switch in perception. This is important in changing the way we think. Votes: 0
Edward de BonoYou could write a joke in the pub at lunchtime and watch it performed on television that evening. Votes: 0
Eric IdleI've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much Votes: 0
Don AdamsOnce you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense. Votes: 0
Alan MooreThe whole westward expansion myth is seen as romantic. But its a joke, a blot on American history. Votes: 0
Frank WatersI've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much. Votes: 0
Don AdamsThe whole westward expansion myth is seen as romantic. But it's a joke, a blot on American history. Votes: 0
Frank WatersGod's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage Votes: 0
Mark TwainI spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke. Votes: 0
Spike MilliganYou can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else. Votes: 0
Robert Louis StevensonYou could read Kant by yourself, if you wanted; but you must share a joke with some one else. Votes: 0
Robert Louis StevensonThe Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet. Votes: 0
Oliver HerfordI could never make a joke about somebody unless I could say it to their face and they'd laugh. Votes: 0
Margaret ChoMen love a joke - on the other fellow. But your really humorous woman loves a joke on herself. Votes: 0
Mary Roberts RinehartI often joke that I could write 'War and Peace' and make it sound like Geri Halliwell wrote it. Votes: 0
Michael RobothamI think it gets uncomfortable when you try to act like you didn't just tell a joke that bombed. Votes: 0
Bill BurrThe joke is that U2's new record only looked like a virus. Enjoy mining bitcoins for me losers. Votes: 0
Thom YorkeI have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens. Votes: 0
Rip TaylorYou have to be highly intelligent to get away with a dumb joke. That takes a pretty smart fella. Votes: 0
Tracy MorganIn the whole of the New Testament there is not one joke, that fact alone would invalidate any book. Votes: 0
Friedrich NietzscheAin't singing for Pepsi, ain't singing for Coke, I don't sing for nobody, makes me look like a joke. Votes: 0
Neil YoungI always joke around with my parents and say that if Hollywood doesn't work out I'll go to Broadway! Votes: 0
Claudia LeeBut today, I feel the genuine warmth, the affection, and although I may joke about it, I am touched. Votes: 0
Perry ComoAs though all the world were a bad joke and she was the only one around who knew the punchline. Votes: 0
Jack KetchumBilly (Martin) was a great one for jokes. He liked to play a joke more than anyone I ever knew. Votes: 0
Mickey MantleI wanted to get a tape recorder, but I got a parrot instead. I think I did that joke backwards. Votes: 0
Mitch HedbergI do find myself surprised by the comedy shows that seem to have the same joke week in week out. Votes: 0
Clive AndersonI've never revved my car at a light for an attractive woman or an auto-rival, not even as a joke. Votes: 0
Penn JilletteMama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too. Votes: 0
Reba McEntireI often joke that 100 years from now I hope people are saying, 'Dang, she looks good for her age!' Votes: 0
Dolly PartonYou don't have to think really hard to get the joke. I think humor in general appeals to all people. Votes: 0
Dave BarryI sometimes joke that when I die, my tombstone will say, 'Here lies the guy who hired Jonathan Ive,' Votes: 0
Robert BrunnerBecause, as we are toldâa sad old joke, tooâ Ghosts, like the ladies, never speak till spoke to. Votes: 0
Bill VaughanI just do my act. If people in England don't get my joke I make fun of myself for telling it. Votes: 0
Bill BurrI can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes. Votes: 0
Carol BurnettIf life a joke then I'm waiting for the punch. You all about the beef but me, I'm bout the bun. Votes: 0
Mac MillerWhen I came back to America, I realized that world music is no joke, it really has a lot to it. Votes: 0
Zach CondonThat's the Irish all over -- they treat a joke as a serious thing and a serious thing as a joke. Votes: 0
Sean O'CaseyI was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I don't want to get audited by the IRS. Votes: 0
Jay LenoIt is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold! Votes: 0
Kevin NealonWith Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke. Votes: 0
Will RogersThe aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. Votes: 0
George OrwellI am so happy that I married a comedy writer. He's never not without a joke. No matter where we are. Votes: 0
Christa MillerMy father was the kind of guy who'd always say 'Throw out any subject and I got a joke on it,' Votes: 0
Carol LeiferI ain't no joke, I used to let the mic smoke, Now I slam it when I'm done and make sure it's broke. Votes: 0
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