I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house. Votes: 2
I monitor the food my players eat on a Friday night. It's no good if they've had two vindaloos and a kebab. Votes: 2
Sometimes I wonder what my grandfather would think of what I do, he spent his whole life in the kebab business, was buried with all his equipment, probably turning in his grave. Votes: 2
The Arab peoples possess an ancient and highly developed civilization that is in many ways more sophisticated than our own. For instance, they invented algebra. And this is why we have to go to war with Saddam Hussein this minute and bomb the shish kebab out of him before he invents trig and chemistry and the whole of America flunks high school. Votes: 2
My family members are vegetarians, but I like mutton and chicken seekh kebabs. Votes: -1