Those who have succeeded at anything and don't mention luck are kidding themselves. Votes: 2
Larry KingThey say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with 'just kidding'. Votes: 0
Daniel ToshI love eating at Sonic with my family in Oklahoma. And no, I'm not kidding. Votes: 0
Kristin ChenowethAre you kidding? That's the music of the spheres, commissar. It's beautiful. Like old jazz. Votes: 0
Peter WattsI wanted secular, non-Muslim people to stop kidding themselves that Islam is peace and tolerance. Votes: 0
Ayaan Hirsi AliThe only way to the top is killing and greed. Okay, I'm kidding. But killing helps. Votes: 0
Douglas CouplandThe national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod? Votes: 0
Daniel ToshMy dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?... Noooo... as funny as that is, I'm not Votes: 0
Ellen DeGeneresMy friends are very rich. Elizabeth Taylor sends flowers the size of the bathtub. I'm not kidding. Votes: 0
Charles Nelson ReillyWhen I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey. Votes: 0
Al YankovicSome people watching CNN were so shocked they started rioting. No, I'm kidding. No one watches CNN. Votes: 0
Craig FergusonGroup sex, are you kidding, I had group sex - my wife screwed in front of the jury. Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldGuys ask me, 'Why are you always smiling?' Are you kidding? I'm in the NFL, that's why! Votes: 0
Hines WardI keep saying that the sexy job in the next 10 years will be statisticians, and I'm not kidding. Votes: 0
Hal VarianLet's all start wearing bolo ties, and when they become hip again, we'll all say we were kidding. Votes: 0
Dana GouldI'm not perfect, but who are we kidding? Neither are you. And you wanna know what? I dig it! Votes: 0
Vince Vaughn[My mother] once cooked a ham and later found it in my father's shirt drawer. I am not kidding. Votes: 0
Dick Van DykeMan, I was tame compared to what they do now. Are you kidding? I didn't do anything but just jiggle. Votes: 0
Elvis PresleyWho am I kidding? I have no reason for being here other that the fact that I want to be near her. Votes: 0
Simone ElkelesThe secret to my 5 o'clock shadow is a little device called the George Michael 3000 Custom Beard Trimmer and Personal Massager. Just kidding. I actually shave every morning, and thanks to my vast knowledge of Eastern philosophy and mysticism, I will my facial hair to grow to the exact same length each day. Dave Grohl taught me that one. Votes: 2 Reid Scott