I wish I'd not taken off all my clothes in my first television series, 'The Camomile Lawn.' Votes: 3
Jennifer EhleLawn as white as driven snow; Cyprus black as e'er was crow; Gloves as sweet as damask roses. Votes: 3
William ShakespeareMy mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. Votes: 2
Tim AllenBooks are no different from goats! They enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. Votes: 0
Kate BernheimerAurora now, fair daughter of the dawn, Sprinkled with rosy light the dewy lawn. Votes: 0
Alexander PopeInterspersed in lawn and opening glades, Thin trees arise that shun each others' shades. Votes: 0
Alexander PopeYer a good lad, Atticus, mowin’ me lawn and killin’ what Brits come around. Votes: 0
Kevin Hearne[On Dashiell Hammett:] ... he is so hard-boiled you could roll him on the White House lawn. Votes: 0
Dorothy ParkerCrabgrass is aptly descriptive of this hated weed, for it does scuttle quickly through a lawn. Votes: 0
Allen LacyI don't want to sound like some grumpy old man telling you to get off my lawn. Votes: 0
Michael WilbonI'm a baseball player. I'm also a guy who mows his lawn and plays with his dog. Votes: 0
Scott RolenMy bodyguard was mowing the lawn in a pink bikini when the body fell from the sky. Votes: 0
Charlaine HarrisI would never build a lawn trimmer," Myrnin said. "What did the lawn ever do to me? Votes: 0
Rachel CaineEither Matt was outside , or he was weirdly ordering me to have an orgasm on the lawn. Votes: 0
M. PierceYou just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyA rancher is a farmer who farms the public lands with a herd of four-legged lawn mowers. Votes: 0
Edward AbbeyThey're a rotten crowd', I shouted across the lawn. 'You're worth the whole damn bunch put together. Votes: 0
F. Scott FitzgeraldYou might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it. Votes: 0
Jeff FoxworthyI've decided that my motto in life is "Get off my lawn." It's the right answer to everything. Votes: 0
P. J. O'RourkeThe key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless. Votes: 0
MaxineWhen I'm looking for an idea, I'll do anything--clean the closet, mow the lawn, work in the garden. Votes: 0
Kevin HenkesI'm that grumpy old guy yelling at all those pesky little Grizzly Bear fans to get offa my lawn. Votes: 0
Chuck EddyWhen I won the Derby on Never Say Die I went home and cut the lawn. I haven't cut the lawn since. Votes: 0
Lester Piggott