I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. Votes: 5
Steven WrightA Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. Votes: 4
Patrick MurrayLawyer acted without authority from our band. He had no right to sell the Wallowa country. Votes: 3
Chief JosephThe lawyer's truth is not Truth, but consistency or a consistent expediency. Votes: 2
Henry David ThoreauFrom your confessor, lawyer and physician, hide not your case on no condition. Votes: 2
John HaringtonWhether you're a newspaper journalist, a lawyer, a doctor. You have to organize your thoughts. Votes: 2
Frederick WisemanWhen I was 15, I decided I wanted to be a lawyer. No one thought this was a good idea. Votes: 2
Constance Baker MotleyI'm not sure I can say there is a clean line between me as an individual and me as a lawyer. Votes: 2
Anita HillPeople who cost too much: manager, lawyer, publicist, label, music publisher. Votes: 0
Roger McNameeI've raised three kids. I'm a lawyer. I've written books on the Constitution. Votes: 0
Caroline KennedyA lawyer is either a social engineer or he is a parasite on society. Votes: 0
Charles Hamilton HoustonWhile Lincoln thus became a lawyer, he did not cease to remain a politician. Votes: 0
John George NicolayThe jury consist of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. Votes: 0
Robert FrostThe government of the United States is and always has been a lawyer's government. Votes: 0
Chauncey DepewMcVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done. Votes: 0
Jon StewartA lawyer's dealings should be just and fair; Honesty shines with great advantage there. Votes: 0
William CowperAs a lawyer I am before and above all things for the supremacy of law. Votes: 0
John Coleridge, 1st Baron ColeridgeTime is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial. Votes: 0
Frank DaneI heard from my cat's lawyer today; my cat wants $12,000 a week for Tender Vittles. Votes: 0
Johnny CarsonAlas! the small discredit of a bribe Scarce hurts the lawyer, but undoes the scribe. Votes: 0
Alexander PopeWithout alcohol I'd be richer by two million dollars that went to pay lawyer's fees. Votes: 0
Grace SlickI'm a recovering lawyer. The practice of law has changed. Every agreement is a fight. Votes: 0
Elizabeth EdwardsDylan Jerome," the lawyer admits, "wanted to sue God for not caring enough about him. Votes: 0
Jodi PicoultOften I play, especially on television, a lot of smart lawyer people and cerebral types. Votes: 0
Laila RobinsChoose your agent as carefully as you would choose your accountant or lawyer. Or dentist. Votes: 0
Russell BanksSpeaking to a lawyer about pictures is something like talking to a butcher about humanity. Votes: 0
John Constable"What is the most beautiful word in the language?" The elderly lawyer quickly replied: "Home." Votes: 0
Chauncey DepewWar is the statesman's game, the priest's delight, the lawyer's jest, the hired assassin's trade. Votes: 0
Percy Bysshe ShelleyWhen Thurgood Marshall became a lawyer, race relations in the United States were particularly bad. Votes: 0
Constance Baker MotleyThe law is a system that protects everybody who can afford to hire a good lawyer. Votes: 0
Mark Twain(Brin) 'How good is your lawyer, on a scale of Atticus Finch to Franklin and Bash? Votes: 0
Lisa HenryWho calls a lawyer rogue, may find, too lateUpon one of these depends his whole estate. Votes: 0
George CrabbeModernity has replaced ethics with legalese, and the law can be gamed with a good lawyer. Votes: 0
Nassim Nicholas TalebEach lawyer makes somebody unhappy either by beating him, embarrassing him or tying him in knots. Votes: 0
F. Lee BaileyThe trial lawyer does what Socrates was executed for: making the worse argument appear the stronger. Votes: 0
Irving KaufmanTo succeed as a lawyer, a man must work like a horse and live like a hermit. Votes: 0
John Scott, 1st Earl of EldonNo one's calling me for lawyer roles. I still have a lot to do to prove myself. Votes: 0
Channing TatumWhen I grow up, I want to be an honest lawyer so things like that can't happen. Votes: 0
Richard M. NixonMy parents would have loved it if my brother or I had become a doctor or lawyer. Votes: 0
Gabriel MachtI know a lawyer who'd love to retire and be an assistant coach. I mean, it's fun. Votes: 0
Dean SmithI always wanted to be a lawyer,but I certainly never wanted to be a trapeze performer. Votes: 0
Nat HentoffI wanted to be a leading man - the black lawyer, the black doctor, the black policeman. Votes: 0
David Alan GrierMaybe we can change some kid's life & stop him from becoming a welder or a sleazy lawyer. Votes: 0
Kurt CobainWhen you're an agent or a lawyer; its about service, not for yourself, but for your clients Votes: 0
Arn TellemAfter I'd been a lawyer for about five or six years, I started playing around with fiction. Votes: 0
John GrishamOne cannot have "success" in poetry. If I wanted to be successful, I'd have become a lawyer. Votes: 0
Cate MarvinIt's the duty of a lawyer to represent anyone for whom a responsible argument could be made. Votes: 0
Lloyd CutlerMoney is the sovereign queen of all delights - for her, the lawyer pleads, the soldier fights. Votes: 0
Richard BarnfieldBesides, you want the unvarnished and ungarnished truth, and I'm no hand for that. I'm a lawyer. Votes: 0
Mary Roberts RinehartBeing a lawyer in New York sucks because you're working eighty, sometimes a hundred hours a week. Votes: 0
David SteinbergI have heard that a man might be his own lawyer, but you can't be your own judge. Votes: 0
Margaret DelandI'm always an agent or a lawyer or a doctor or a banker. I'm always wearing a tie. Votes: 0
Peter JacobsonEven when I'm playing a lawyer or a doctor, I want to play a person. A human being. Votes: 0
J. August RichardsWhen you see a lawyer trying to pick a smart jury, you know he's got a strong case. Votes: 0
F. Lee BaileyNobody wants to be a lawyer - it's hard work. But it was kind of my academic route. Votes: 0
Vinny GuadagninoI toyed with the idea of pursuing a career as a lawyer just because I like to argue. Votes: 0
Lexa DoigI shall not rest until every German sees that it is a shameful thing to be a lawyer. Votes: 0
Adolf HitlerA man may as well open an oyster without a knife, as a lawyer's mouth without a fee. Votes: 0
Barten HolydayI dont want to stay a singer forever. I want to fulfill my dream career as a lawyer! Votes: 0
Charice PempengcoI don't want to stay a singer forever. I want to fulfill my dream career as a lawyer! Votes: 0
Charice PempengcoI look back on my years as a Wall Street lawyer as time spent in a foreign country... Votes: 0
Susan CainMy father still is a lawyer, and my mom was a teacher and then later a career counselor Votes: 0
Steve CaseMy father still is a lawyer, and my mom was a teacher and then later a career counselor. Votes: 0
Steve CaseI had actually studied political science in college. I had dreams of being a lawyer at one time. Votes: 0
Michael KellyAnd unless you think there is a serious chance you're going to jail, don't listen to your lawyer. Votes: 0
Barney FrankA lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it for himself. Votes: 0
Henry Brougham, 1st Baron Brougham and VauxI don't ever get the great looking lawyer roles because I've got a thick neck from playing football. Votes: 0
Channing TatumI used to want to be a lawyer, but I didn't want to have half my brain sucked out. Votes: 0
Max WalkerWhen I was 15, I decided I wanted to be a lawyer. No one thought this was a good idea Votes: 0
Constance Baker MotleyI am a trial lawyer. Matilda says that at dinner on a good day I sound like an affidavit. Votes: 0
Mario CuomoI was a lawyer for about ten years. The law teaches one to see things from all different angles. Votes: 0
Alex FlinnTo force a lawyer on a defendant can only lead him to believe that the law contrives against him. Votes: 0
Potter StewartI became a lawyer for selfish reasons. I thought I could do a lawyer's job better than any other. Votes: 0
Ruth Bader GinsburgOne listens to one's lawyer prattle on as long as one can stand it and then signs where indicated. Votes: 0
Alexander WoollcottMy lawyer has been a good friend of mine for a long time. He and I continuously have conversations. Votes: 0
Matthew McConaugheyMy father was a lawyer and to my best knowledge nobody in my family before had interest in science. Votes: 0
George Andrew OlahDad and mom would have preferred that I be a doctor, a lawyer, a scientist, or a great humanitarian. Votes: 0
Levon HelmWhen there is war, the poet lays down the lyre, the lawyer his law reports, the schoolboy his books. Votes: 0
Mahatma GandhiAs a lawyer, money was my driving force. As the years passed, I accumulated more but was less happy. Votes: 0
Robin SharmaI have realised that my worst day as an artist is still better than my best day as a lawyer. Votes: 0
Nathan SawayaI never lost an argument and my parents assumed I would be a lawyer. They cast me in that role. Votes: 0
Jared HarrisI call my lawyer and say, 'Can I ask you two questions?' He says, 'What's the second question?' Votes: 0
Henny Youngman"I don't know whether you are a saint or a fool" said my lawyer. I replied "Is there a difference?" Votes: 0
Frank Lloyd WrightNow I have an agent, a manager, a lawyer, a publicist, all the king's horses and all the king's men. Votes: 0
Christian McKayIve always had an affinity for lawyers. My dad is a lawyer. Hes retired now. My brother is a lawyer. Votes: 0
Scott BakulaA dog who thinks he is a man's best friend is a dog who obviously has never met a tax lawyer. Votes: 0
Fran LebowitzIf I did not believe in God, I should still want my doctor, my lawyer and my banker to do so. Votes: 0
Gilbert K. ChestertonOh no, no, no! Are you going to suck my blood? (Amanda Do I look like a lawyer to you? (Kyrian) Votes: 0
Sherrilyn KenyonI was a lawyer and I loved it, but my Francesca was born, and a divorce followed way too soon after. Votes: 0
Lisa ScottolineI was a lawyer and I loved it, but my Francesca was born, and a divorce followed way too soon after, Votes: 0
Lisa ScottolineAt the trial Stubbs chose to act as his own lawyer, but a conflict over his fee led to ill feelings. Votes: 0
Woody AllenI'm a lawyer. I go for due process; I go for fairness and equity - these values mean a lot to me. Votes: 0
Mohamed ElBaradeiWhen I told my parents I wanted to be an actor, my mom was, like, I think I heard you say lawyer. Votes: 0
Maz JobraniBut the person who scored well on an SAT will not necessarily be the best doctor or the best lawyer or the best businessman. These tests do not measure character, leadership, creativity, perseverance. Votes: 3 William Julius Wilson
I was determined to become a criminal lawyer and help look after the poor. Votes: 3 Kerry Greenwood
Thomas More's birth was noted by his father upon a blank page at the back of a copy of Geoffrey of Monmouth's 'Historia Regum Britanniae'; for a lawyer John More was remarkably inexact in his references to that natal year, and the date has been moved from 1477 to 1478 and back again. Votes: 4 Peter Ackroyd
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Votes: 2 Charles Dickens
Without really trying to, I've become a sort of jailhouse lawyer of relationships - someone who's had to do so much work on her own case that I can now help you with yours. Votes: 3 Tracy McMillan
I was a trial lawyer. At the same time, I was a teacher. I taught about the political and social content of film for American University. Then I left and became a teacher at the University of California at Santa Cruz. I taught about the political and social content of film, but I also taught a course in law for undergraduates. Votes: 2 Ben Stein