People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them. Votes: 2
Eric HofferI can lick my elbow. I know that's supposed to be impossible, but I can do it! Votes: 2
Kate VoegeleDon't lick your wounds unless you care to taste the sting a second time. Votes: 0
Richelle E. GoodrichThis sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it. Votes: 0
Jack WhitehallA man who does not lick his lips, can he blame the harmattan for drying them? Votes: 0
Chinua AchebeYou sense and feel something different than I do, even if we lick the same kitten. Votes: 0
Hank GreenI'm the frosting on America's cake, and tonight I'm willing to let you lick the bowl. Votes: 0
Stephen ColbertOn respect for the Queen: When I lick a stamp I always do it with my eyes closed. Votes: 0
Russell BrandSometimes the best thing that can happen to a person is to have a puppy lick your face. Votes: 0
Joan BauerAt last you kissed me, I could die in waves again, and one good lick of quicksand took.... Votes: 0
Heather McHughWhen I first met him [David Beckham] I didn't know whether to shake his hand or lick his face. Votes: 0
Robbie WilliamsIf your husband wants to lick the beaters on the mixer, shut them off before you give them to him. Votes: 0
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