If only one could tell true love from false love as one can tell mushrooms from toadstools. Votes: 5
Katherine MansfieldMushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour. Votes: 3
Bill HicksFalling in love is like eating mushrooms, you never know if it's the real thing until it's too late. Votes: 3
Bill BallanceThe rain increases and umbrellas sprout like mushrooms amongst the graves. Votes: 0
Erin MorgensternCome on sempai, would you please stop growing mushrooms in other people's closets? -Haruhi Votes: 0
Bisco HatoriI experimented with weed, Ecstasy, mushrooms and mescaline for about a year and a half. Votes: 0
Melissa Joan Hart...but I also can't prove that mushrooms could not be intergalactic spaceships spying on us. Votes: 0
Daniel DennettIf our mushrooms make you hallucinate, please inform us immediately so we can overcharge you. Votes: 0
Scott AdamsWhole new theories of money were growing here like mushrooms: in the dark and based on bullshit. Votes: 0
Terry PratchettI remember taking mushrooms at the wrap party, it was like the first and last time I took that. Votes: 0
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