I was a little drunk. Not drunk in any positive sense but just enough to be careless. Votes: 3
Ernest HemingwayStatistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination. Votes: 2
Vin ScullyThe worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. Votes: 2
William Butler YeatsMy dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City? Votes: 2
Henny YoungmanWhen you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel. Votes: 2
Bam MargeraNot every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk. Votes: 2
Shmuel Yosef AgnonIf you're not drunk and half naked by this point, you're not paying attention. Votes: 0
Chuck PalahniukA man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk. Votes: 0
Samuel JohnsonIf desire did not dim the brain, nobody would ever get married, drunk, or fat. ~Val Votes: 0
Orson Scott CardI'm just funnier when I'm drunk. Not falling-down drunk, just drunk enough to lose the self-doubt. Votes: 0
Doug StanhopePeople are disappointed if you're not entertaining and to be entertaining often means to be drunk. Votes: 0
Matthew BrannonNobody, at least sitting in my seat , is defending drunk driving. I am not for drunk driving. Votes: 0
Tucker CarlsonMagic, madam, is like wine and, if you are not used to it, it will make you drunk. Votes: 0
Susanna ClarkeBe wild and crazy and drunk with Love, if you are too careful, LOVE will not find you. Votes: 0
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