I hate my family.
Stan Ma•sh
Hey look! Tom Cruise
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Token, stop giving Tyler Perry money or he won't go away.
All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other
Dude, a self hating Jew? You are
becoming a stereotype.
Stan: "Jesus, is Cartrnan still in the
bathroom 7'
Kyle: "Hey Cartman/ We're almost to
level 20! Are you giving birth in there
or what?
Cart•narv "Let d man take craz
Stan: "Dude, he's in there punishing
my toilet. "
Kyle: "Yeah, that poor, poor thing."
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has Sea Man on his
Hey guys look, Tom Cruise is
a fudge packer.
I'm the king of foreplay.
Hey look what the postman
brought me! It's a big brown
package from Afghanistan!
(after watching Kenny
have his face sheared
off) Well, who didn't see
that coming?
Stanley, what the hell are you doing?
Stan: I'm beating off the dog.
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