Russian vodka is OK if you need to clean the oven. For drinking, it must henceforth be Polish. Votes: 2
Hugh LaurieI tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there was a cake in it. Votes: 2
Lesley BooneMy sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality. Votes: 2
Tracy MorganBook burnings. Always the forerunners. Heralds of the stake, the ovens, the mass graves. Votes: 0
Geraldine BrooksYou and your oven are capable of great things,Remember, no two ovens are the same. Votes: 0
Elton JohnI have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens. Votes: 0
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