Happy birthday to Arnold Palmer, who turned 82. That's 41 years iced tea and 41 years lemonade. Votes: 3
Jimmy FallonArnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility. Votes: 3
Bob HopeMy swing is no uglier than Arnold Palmer's, and it's the same ugly swing every time. Votes: 3
Nancy LopezIn 1947 I married Rowena Palmer, and we have two daughters, Alison and Claire, and a son, John. Votes: 3
Martin RyleMom, thank you. Mr. Palmer, my father I never had, thank you for teaching me what it is to be a man. Votes: 3
Ray Rice