On my desk, I always have a lemon or a lime drying. I love the fragrance. Also, a Staedtler eraser, a brush for the eraser and a pencil sharpener. Votes: 3
Some people may be famous for creating a pencil sharpener. I'm famous for my tits. Votes: 2
Once you use a toothbrush to clean a pencil sharpener, you should no longer use it to clean your teeth. Votes: 2
The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating a complicated piece of machinery with any success. Votes: 2
Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners! Votes: 2
I drink a lot, probably too much. My scene while writing lyrics is always a bottle of scotch and stacks of note cards, pencil and pencil sharpener. I throw around note cards and drink. Votes: 2
Just because a lot of people know something nominal doesn't make it important. A lot of people know what a pencil sharpener is, but that doesn't make it the most important invention of the 20th century. Votes: 2
I believe I saw a woodcock. He had a long bill like putting a fire hydrant into a pencil sharpener, then pasting it onto a bird and letting the bird fly away in front of me with this thing on its face for no other purpose than to amaze me. Votes: 2
A lot of songs you write are just for exercise - just pencil sharpeners. Votes: 1
I'm one of the world's greatest pencil sharpeners. Votes: 0
Pencil in your plans but write your visions in ink Votes: 4 Andy Stanley