He just raised the dead with coke and cheeseburgers Votes: 2
Why would Roman gods want to date Chinese Canadians? Votes: 2
Stand your ground!" Stheno yelled. "I've got free samples! Votes: 2
My only thought was to keep him away from Annabeth. Votes: 2
I'd missed Annabeth probably more than I wanted to admit. Votes: 2
A hero can go anywhere, challenge anyone, as long as he has the nerve. Votes: 2
Which reminded me...I still owed the gods a debt. "You're a genius," I (Percy) told Annabeth. Votes: 2
The bridge fell away into the chasm, and the Cyclops howled ... with delight, because he was standing right next to us. Votes: 2
Monsters don't die. They just dissipate into smoke and dust, which saves heroes a lot of trouble cleaning up after a fight. Votes: 2
I love Greek Mythology, wish there was a TV series, like being human or smallville, but with the series based around Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Holla Mayne! Votes: 2
You said your mom is the goddess of balance," I reminded him. "The minor gods deserve better, Ethan, but total destruction isn't balance. Kronos doesn't build. He only destroys. Votes: 2
NOW, MY BRETHREN!" Poseidon's voice was so loud I wasn't sure if I was hearing it from the smoke image or from all the way across town. "STRIKE FOR OLYMPUS! Votes: 2
Whoa," said Nico as he climbed off the bus. "Is that a climbing wall?" "Yeah," I (Percy) said. "Why is there lava pouring down it?" "Little extra challenge..." - Percy Votes: 2
Annabeth:My fatal flaw. That's what the Sirens showed me. My fatal flaw is hubris. Percy: the brown stuff they spread on veggie sandwiches? Annabeth:No, Seaweed Brain. That's HUMMUS. hubris is worse. Percy: what could be worse than hummus? Annabeth: Hubris means deadly pride, Percy. Thinking you can do things better than anyone else... Even the gods. Votes: 2
Percy, we're going to Polyphemus' island! Polyphemus is an S-i-k...a C-y-k..." She stamped her foot in frustration. As smart as she was, Annabeth was dyslexic, too. We could've been there all night while she tried to spell Cyclops. "You know what I mean! Votes: 1
I leave the hip thrusts to Michael Jackson. Votes: 4 Justin Bieber
Northwestern's alumni list is truly impressive. This university has graduated best-selling authors, Olympians, presidential candidates, Grammy winners, Peabody winners, Emmy winners, and that's just me! Votes: 3 Stephen Colbert