I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. Votes: 5
George CarlinIf a future Pope teaches anything contrary to the Catholic Faith, do not follow him. Votes: 5
Pope Pius IX[Pope Francis] lashed out against what he called malevolent resistance to his reforms. Votes: 3
Sylvia PoggioliI'm really encouraged by Pope Francis, because I think his attitude is totally laudable. Votes: 3
Steve CooganWe're all God's children. We are all special people, and the Pope is no different. Votes: 3
Igor BabailovPersonally I declare that I owe the Pope no other obedience than that to Antichrist. Votes: 3
Martin LutherIf (Declan) Kidney had gone for religion instead of teaching, he would have been Pope. Votes: 3
George HookI would like to sing for the Pope. And the Queen, and at Simon Cowell's wedding. Votes: 3
Jackie EvanchoThe Pope is guarded by the Swiss guard who stand proudly in pajamas and silly hats. Votes: 3
Eddie IzzardThe Pope doesn't believe in God; Did you ever see a conjurer who believed in Magic ? Votes: 3
ColucheIf you listen carefully to Rick Santorum, he sounds more like Stalin than Pope Innocent III, Votes: 3
Martin BashirToday, Angelina Jolie met with Pope Francis at the Vatican. Long story short: She adopted him. Votes: 3
Conan O'BrienLiberals can always be trusted to see God in Mumia Abu-Jamal and the devil in the Pope. Votes: 3
Ilana MercerPope John Paul would be more popular if he called himself Pope John Paul George and Ringo. Votes: 3
Paul KrassnerThe last person to be beatified by Pope John Paul II was Mother Teresa of Calcutta in 2003. Votes: 3
Chris MatthewsSo far as English versification is concerned, Pope was the world, and all the world was Pope. Votes: 3
H. P. LovecraftThe fact that I was a girl never damaged my ambitions to be a pope or an emperor. Votes: 3
Willa CatherI admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album. Votes: 3
Rita RudnerIn life, as in death, Pope John Paul II was one of the most visible people on Earth. Votes: 3
Chris MatthewsThere are two ways to dislike poetry: One is to dislike it; the other is to read Pope. Votes: 3
Oscar WildeWhy should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't! Votes: 3
George Bernard ShawI do believe in the infallibility of the Pope, because I think we have to believe in something. Votes: 3
Elaine StritchThe appointing power of the Pope is treated as a public trust, and not as a personal perquisite. Votes: 3
Grover ClevelandI shall drink to the Pope, if you please, still, to conscience first, and to the Pope afterwards. Votes: 3
John Henry NewmanAnd as for the Pope, I refuse him, as Christ's enemy and Antichrist, with all his false doctrine. Votes: 3
Thomas CranmerI'm sure Obama is an atheist; I'm sure Kennedy was an atheist, but I doubt if Pope Frank is. Votes: 3
Richard DawkinsI'm sure Obama is an atheist, I'm sure Kennedy was an atheist, but I doubt if Pope Frank is. Votes: 3
Richard DawkinsPope John Paul, a man of peace and compassion, was one of the most revered leaders of our time. Votes: 3
Bill WilliamsIt is fascinating to see how much Pope Francis relies on the work of the bishops in the Synods. Votes: 3
Christoph SchonbornA lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic! Votes: 3
Milton JonesThe Pope also said that while he's in town he would like to go see 'The Book of Mormon.' Votes: 3
David LettermanIf someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder. Votes: 3
Pope John Paul IOut of the Roman States there is no country where I am Pope except the United States. Votes: 3
Pope Gregory XVIEvery cleric must obey the Pope, even if he commands what is evil; for no one may judge the Pope. Votes: 3
Pope Innocent IIIBill Gates is the pope of the personal computer industry. He decides who's going to build. Votes: 1
Larry EllisonI know that the pope's infallible, but that doesn't mean he can't make mistakes. Votes: 0
Stephen ColbertA simple layman armed with Scripture is greater than the mightiest pope without it Votes: 0
Martin LutherAfter the devil himself, there is no worse folk than the pope and his followers. Votes: 0
Martin LutherMr. Churchill, Mr. Prime Minister, how many divisions did you say that the pope had? Votes: 0
Joseph StalinHas the pope questioned the Christianity of the Castro brothers, of any other private citizen? Votes: 0
Ruqaiyyah Waris MaqsoodHas the pope questioned the Christianity of the Castro brothers, of any other private citizen? Votes: 0
Rush LimbaughWe had a picture of the pope and President [J.F.] Kennedy on top of the television. Votes: 0
Mike PenceThe Catholic priest, from the moment he becomes a priest, is a sworn officer of the pope. Votes: 0
Otto von BismarckI don't think I look like the pope's favorite Catholic - at least not under close scrutiny. Votes: 0
Mary KarrBill Gates is the pope of the personal computer industry. He decides who is going to build. Votes: 0
Larry EllisonI will cause a boy who drives a plow to know more of the scriptures than the pope. Votes: 0
William TyndaleI see the work the pope has to do. It is a huge responsibility. Nobody campaigns for it. Votes: 0
Angelo ScolaI don't think you get to be pope without making some enemies, like you do when you're president. Votes: 0
Viggo MortensenYou could say that to the pope. I want to talk to you about Jesus. He'd be like, easy, freak. Votes: 0
Jim GaffiganShould we cry when the pope dies, my request we should cry if they cried when we buried Malcom X Votes: 0
Tupac ShakurIt is necessary to salvation that all Christians be subject to the pope. Votes: 0
Pope Boniface VIIIThe pope-and we know this well-is without doubt the most serious obstacle on the ecumenical road. Votes: 0
Pope Paul VIPlease receive in the name of the Spanish government and the people of Spain our warmest congratulations for your election as Supreme Pontiff of the Catholic Church and my best wishes for the Papacy which you begin today. [to Pope Benedict XVI] Votes: 4 Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero