It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week. Votes: 3
Laurence J. PeterI am beginning to measure myself in strength, not pounds. Sometimes in smiles. Votes: 2
Laurie Halse AndersonIt's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. Votes: 2
Muhammad AliThe person who pays an ounce of principle for a pound of popularity gets badly cheated. Votes: 2
Ronald ReaganThe habit of looking on the bright side of every event is worth more than a thousand pounds a year. Votes: 2
Samuel JohnsonLisa Lampanelli lost 100 pounds, but that's because she was poached for ivory. Votes: 0
Reno CollierI'm 190 pounds of rock hard muscle, underneath 40 pounds of sturdy protective fat. Votes: 0
John SwartzwelderFew are aware that they want any thing, except pounds schillings and pence. Votes: 0
Augustus William HareYou lose like five pounds immediately, and your face is glowing and gorgeous! Votes: 0
Kirsten DunstAnd here's Zivojinovic, six foot six inches tall and fourteen pounds ten ounces. Votes: 0
Dan MaskellIn practice in 2007 I had a limit that probably would've weighed almost 30 pounds. Votes: 0
Kevin VanDamAfter getting the first hundred pounds, it is more easy to get the second. Votes: 0
Benjamin FranklinEveryone expects me to be 9 feet tall and weigh 200 pounds when they meet me. Votes: 0
Khloe KardashianExercise because it's good for you even if every step weighs a thousand pounds. Votes: 0
Andrew SolomonThe truth is, unlike TV and film cameras, the theater stage doesn't add 10 pounds. Votes: 0
Sara RamirezAlways respect Mother Nature. Especially when she weighs 400 pounds and is guarding her baby. Votes: 0
James RollinsMy wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round. Votes: 0
Rodney DangerfieldThe music of the Stones pounds the air like the amplified pulse of my erection. Votes: 0
E. L. DoctorowIn my life I've easily lost 500 pounds but for some reason they keep finding me. Votes: 0
Gael GreeneI'm the kind of person to wait until I've gained ten pounds to start exercising. Votes: 0
Yasmine BleethIts amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth. Votes: 0
Bobby HeenanI suppose the real cult things now are independent films made for a million pounds. Votes: 0
Martin FreemanAl Roker said I am 80 years 'young'; it's like saying Al Roker is 320 pounds 'thin'. Votes: 0
Joan RiversKeep your jacket buttoned. Always. It's just really flatteringit will take pounds off you. Votes: 0
Tom FordAnyone can lose a few pounds, but not everyone has the tools to stick with it. Votes: 0
Jennifer HudsonI'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. Votes: 0
Drew BarrymoreI recently lost 50 pounds. I'm hovering on the cusp of a size eight, which seems unbelievable. Votes: 0
Kathy NajimyIâm not much of a drinker, so Iâm going to eat seven pounds of pork. Votes: 0
Billy Bob ThorntonA man he was to all the country dear, And passing rich with forty pounds a year. Votes: 0
Oliver GoldsmithI took up an offer for me to lose 30 pounds in 30 days. It worked. I lost 30 days! Votes: 0
Zig ZiglarBecause I'm 5'4' and athletically built, if I gain five pounds it looks like a lot. Votes: 0
Sophia BushThe last thing I remember, I left with a girl on a motor bike that weighed 300 pounds. Votes: 0
Rod StewartYes, I know and then in the same time period within those nine years I lost 150 pounds. Votes: 0
Star JonesMost people I know feel that life would be complete if they could just lose ten pounds. Votes: 0
Betty Jane WylieIn two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. Votes: 0
Erma BombeckThe brain weighs only three pounds, yet it is the most complex object in the solar system. Votes: 0
Michio KakuMy parents are still married. They don't weigh 350 pounds; they go to the gym all the time. Votes: 0
Jami AttenbergAnyone who lip-synchs in public on stage when you pay 75 pounds to see them should be shot. Votes: 0
Elton JohnI tried to do the impossible on paper -- beat the middleweight champ coming up from 130 pounds. Votes: 0
Oscar De La HoyaI actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. Votes: 0
Derek KilmerTake care of the halfpence and pence, and the shillings and pounds will take care of themselves. Votes: 0
Benjamin FranklinI decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I've lost 30 pounds. Votes: 0
Ernest HemingwayThe one thing I would like to do is be able to drop 15, 20 pounds. It would be good. Votes: 0
Donald TrumpI've never even been out of my BMI range. I'm 5-foot-3. If I gain five pounds, it shows. Votes: 0
Lisa Marie PresleyI have earned hundreds of thousands of pounds, but I can't seem to get to grips with money. Votes: 0
Rufus WainwrightWhen I was playing football, I was getting up to 240 pounds, and they wanted me to get to 260. Votes: 0
Bill FagerbakkeI went from 220 pounds that I cut down for 'Moneyball' to almost 270-280 pounds for 'Ten Year.' Votes: 0
Chris PrattHowie's doctor told him to lose ten pounds, and since Howie's been on a diet he's gained three. Votes: 0
Janet EvanovichI don't want to be grotesque, but when you're 330 pounds, it's hard to wipe your ass. You know? Votes: 0
Mike TysonDonald Trump is on the show tonight. Donald is a big man, I think 230 pounds -- 235 with cologne. Votes: 0
David LettermanWhen you gain 50 pounds during pregnancy like I did, you fear that you'll never get back in shape Votes: 0
Charisma CarpenterWhen you gain 50 pounds during pregnancy like I did, you fear that you'll never get back in shape. Votes: 0
Charisma CarpenterWhen I ran across America, for 75 days I ate 10,000 calories a day. I still lost about five pounds. Votes: 0
Dean KarnazesI went from 118 pounds to 135 pounds in a few months. But, I still didn't know anything about food. Votes: 0
Warren CuccurulloI've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born. Votes: 0
Red SkeltonI'm a normal sized girl. I'm not a size double zero; I don't weigh 90 pounds. I'm a healthy girl. Votes: 0
Bristol PalinTV cameras seem to add ten pounds to me. So I make it a policy never to eat TV cameras. Votes: 0
Kitty CarlisleIf you owe your bank a hundred pounds, you have a problem. But if you owe a million, it has. Votes: 0
John Maynard KeynesNo one wakes up in the morning and says, 'I want to gain 150 pounds and I will start right now! Votes: 0
Tricia CunninghamGreat towns are but a large sort of prison to the soul; like cages to birds, or pounds to beasts. Votes: 0
Pierre CharronI thought to myself, Join the army. It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds. Votes: 0
John CandyHe who hath not a dram of folly in his mixture hath pounds of much worse matter in his composition. Votes: 0
Charles LambWhen my babe was born, they said it was premature. It weighed only four pounds; but God let it live. Votes: 0
Harriet Ann JacobsBack in the day, I would wear up to 45 pounds of gold. It would take me four hours to get dressed! Votes: 0
Mr. TI will lose twenty pounds like... I can lose ten... I have. I can lose ten in a week and a few days. Votes: 0
DJ KhaledAs the years go by, I've added a few pounds on, and I like it. I like it that I look a little softer Votes: 0
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