What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. Votes: 3
Steve MartinI must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke. Votes: 3
Rush LimbaughAlright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you. Votes: 2
Adam SandlerThere's not a sea the passenger e'er pukes in, Turns up more dangerous breakers than the Euxine. Votes: 2
Lord ByronIf I see Danny Hillis quoted as an expert on MPP one more time, I'm going to puke. Votes: 2
Larry EllisonGrand. There's a word I really hate. It's a phony. I could puke every time I hear it. Votes: 2
J. D. SalingerI'm fine, I am just going to go over here and puke shards of my own pelvis into this bush. Votes: 2
Dane CookHeavy metal drives me bonkers, it makes me want to vomit, heavy metal really is a pile of puke. Votes: 0
Ian Gillan