Repent, Harlequin," said the Ticktock Man. "Get stuffed," the Harlequin replied. Votes: 0
Harlan Ellison"I was counting the waves", replied Amory gravely, "I'm going in for statistics". Votes: 0
F. Scott Fitzgeraldam i insane" asked alice"yes, but all the best people are" replied her father Votes: 0
Lewis CarrollUpon being asked by a fan how to become a writer, Stephen King replied, "Write. Votes: 0
Stephen KingIs he all right?" Jade asked Sterns. He Swooned" I know he swooned," Jade replied. Votes: 0
Julie GarwoodLeave him alone!" Debbie shouted. "Shut up, please, or I'll kill you," Mr Tiny replied. Votes: 0
Darren ShanRonan," Noah said, "I have a super bad feeling.""It's called being dead," Ronan replied. Votes: 0
Maggie StiefvaterAs for difficulties," replied Ferguson, in a serious tone, "they were made to be overcome. Votes: 0
Jules VerneWhen the slave auctioneer asked in what he was proficient, he replied, "In ruling people . Votes: 0
Diogeneswe're all freaks sometimes, Melody," he replied. "You're just... well, better at it than most. Votes: 0
Brandon Sanderson"What is the most beautiful word in the language?" The elderly lawyer quickly replied: "Home." Votes: 0
Chauncey DepewI'm being uprooted," Dino said. "You're being transplanted," Viv replied, "and to a better home. Votes: 0
Stuart WoodsDiogenes, when asked from what country he came, replied, "I am a citizen of the world." Votes: 0
Diogenes LaertiusBut for what purpose was the earth formed?" asked Candide. "To drive us mad," replied Martin. Votes: 0
VoltaireChange is inevitable, though," he replied. "As is disappointment. Best to get used to it now. Votes: 0
Sarah DessenRonan said, "I'm always straight."Adam replied "Oh, man, that's the biggest lie you've ever told. Votes: 0
Maggie StiefvaterToo bad we don't have a flashlight." "Thanks for stating the obvious, Mr. Thomas," Minho replied. Votes: 0
James DashnerI said to Heart, "How goes it?" Heart replied: "Right as a Ribstone Pippin!" But it lied. Votes: 0
Hilaire BellocWho are you?" I asked. "You know who I am," he replied. "I'm yours." ~Clea / Sage, pg. 105 Votes: 0
Hilary DuffWhen my second husband shouted, 'Me or your writing!' I replied, 'My writing.' We separated. Votes: 0
Nawal El SaadawiYou're a very odd man," said Bert. "I get that more often than you'd think," replied Charles. Votes: 0
James A. OwenWhat is the distinguishing mark of an aristocrat?' she asked him suddenly.'Reverence,' he replied. Votes: 0
Elizabeth GoudgeI asked my soul: What is Delhi? She replied: The world is the body and Delhi its life! Votes: 0
Mirza Asadullah Khan GhalibYou are a sick, sick man, I told him. âThank you, Ben replied, looking modest. Votes: 0
Patricia BriggsWhen asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, "The one I feed the most." Votes: 0
George Bernard ShawI said, 'You missed practice yesterday didn't you?' The player replied, 'No coach, not a bit.' Votes: 0
Vince LombardiThe Sage was asked to define good manners? to which he replied, To bear patiently the rude ones. Votes: 0
Solomon Ibn GabirolI can only control my actions, not their reactions," Senna replied. "But I have to live with both. Votes: 0
Amber ArgyleTo the question what wine he found pleasant to drink, he replied, "That for which other people pay. Votes: 0
DiogenesSomeone once asked me, `How does Jimmy Page strike you?' I replied, `With both hands, of course...' Votes: 0
David CoverdaleWhen I was told my team was lucky to win, I replied: "the more we practice, the luckier we get." Votes: 0
Steve BlakeYou can't eat hope,' the woman said. You can't eat it, but it sustains you,' the colonel replied. Votes: 0
Gabriel Garcia Marquez"I don't know whether you are a saint or a fool" said my lawyer. I replied "Is there a difference?" Votes: 0
Frank Lloyd WrightDo you have it on your person?" my father asked. "Jesus" I replied. "My person has it in her purse. Votes: 0
Maggie StiefvaterI was asked once,'your a smart man,why arnt you rich?I replied 'your a rich man,why arnt you smart? Votes: 0
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