Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight. Votes: 1
I'm left handed, but my dad taught me to play guitar right-handed. Votes: 1
I'm ambidextrous when I eat. But playing tennis right-handed - I can't do it. I'm clueless. Votes: 1
Because I believe that humans are computers, I conjectured that computers, like people, can have left- and right-handed versions. Votes: 1
Anything over-handed, I do left-handed. Like throwing a ball or serving in tennis. Otherwise, right-handed, like writing and shaving. Votes: 1
I am a lefty, though I bat right-handed... When I was a kid I pitched, played first, outfield and shortstop as well. Now it's mainly softball with some friends. Votes: 1
I don't see that my age has anything to do with what is between the covers of my book, any more than the fact that I am right-handed. It's a fact of my biography, but it's uninteresting. Votes: 1
One funny thing is, though, I wear my watch on my right hand and I'm actually right-handed. People always wonder why - I don't know myself, I've just always done it that way and I like it the way a good watch fits on my right wrist. Votes: 1
Hendrix was the bass player for Little Richard. We were both left-handed, but we would use a right-handed guitar held upside down and backwards. He developed my slides and my riffs. In fact he used to say, and this is documented, 'I patterned my style after Dick Dale.' Votes: 1
There was a time when rival teams used a shift against me. They would put the second baseman on the shortstop's side of the bag, move the shortstop into the hole to his right, and have the third baseman hug the foul line. The idea was to build an infield wall against a known right-handed pull hitter. Votes: 1
When I first started swinging a bat, I swung righty. So one time, my dad came home, and he wanted to see my batting stance. So I showed him. He says, 'You don't hit right-handed. You hit left-handed.' At that age I didn't even really think about it. Just like 'all right,' and I switched hands. He said I'd thank him later. Votes: 1
I'm right-handed, whereas the fellow in my mirror is left-handed Votes: 0
We need three kinds of pitching: left handed, right handed, and relief. Votes: 0
Two and a half thousand left-handed people are killed every year using things made for right-handed people. Votes: 0
It is often argued that left-handed batsmen have an advantage compared with the right-handers. I do not agree. Votes: 0
I am not proud to be gay any more than I am proud to be right handed or to breathe oxygen. Votes: 0
Taking the best left-handed pitcher in baseball and converting him into a right fielder is one of the dumbest things I ever heard. Votes: 0
All that analysis is well and good, but what I need right now is a left-handed batter who can hit the ball over the shortstop's head. Votes: 0
There is a tradition in Southern cooking of recipes handed down for generations. And when I make my grandmother's strawberry pie I feel her right with me. Votes: 0
Art was always my thing. I had an art scholarship before I had a football scholarship. I'm a left-handed, right-brained, painting-drawing guy. That was always my skill. Votes: 0
No game designed to be played with the aid of personal servants by right-handed men who can't even bring along their dogs can be entirely good for the soul. Votes: 0
I'm right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of the case right there, proof it couldn't have been me. Votes: 0
I'm right-handed, whereas the fellow in my mirror is left-handed. I start shaving from the left; he starts from the right. Differences only in perception, but religious wars have been fought over such. Votes: 0
My Daddy was left-handed, and I was left-handed when I was little. In fact, I was left-handed all the way to high school. Then I switched over to right-handed cause I wanted to play shortstop. Votes: 0
We need three kinds of pitching: left-handed, right-handed and relief. Votes: -1
I'm left handed and I'm playing a right handed kit... That's why everyone thought, 'Wow, he's a genius,' but all I was doing was trying to play backwards... It's one of those mad accidents, you can't learn it.
My own belief is that being gay is a regularly occurring nonpathological minority variant in the human condition, and that an appropriate analogy is left-handedness, which also, as it happens, used to be regarded as some sort of defect in a normatively right-handed humanity.