My name is Salmon, like the fish; first name, Susie. I was fourteen when I was murdered. Votes: 6
Alice SeboldIf I had the choice between smoked salmon and tinned salmon, I'd have it tinned. With vinegar. Votes: 6
Harold WilsonSmoked carp tastes just as good as smoked salmon when you ain't got no smoked salmon. Votes: 4
Patrick F. McManusPine nuts pound for pound are more expensive than most varieties of smoked salmon. There I said it. Votes: 4
Dov DavidoffWhy does a salmon rise? Why does a small boy cross the street just to kick a tin can? Votes: 4
Lee WulffWherever love is, I want to be, I will follow it as surely as the land-locked salmon finds the sea. Votes: 4
Jeanette WintersonSmoked salmon is for dinner. Belly lox is for breakfast. Don't get that mixed up. Votes: 2
Alan KingMy life is what a salmon must feel like. They are always going upstream, against the current. Votes: 2
Laura Schlessinger"It wasn't the wine," murmured Mr. Snodgrass, in a broken voice. "It was the salmon." Votes: 0
Charles DickensA small pepperoni pizza on a tortilla is healthier than salmon teriyaki with rice and carrots. Votes: 0
Jorge CruiseHaving women work with men is like having a grizzly bear work with salmon . . . dipped in honey. Votes: 0
Patrice O'NealIf you don't believe your salmon is wild, ask it to fetch your newspaper and see what happens. Votes: 0
Scott AdamsI'm a non-confrontational person. If I order salmon and I get chicken, I'm going to eat the chicken. Votes: 0
Danny PudiI'd like a nice piece of salmon that's not too pink inside and yet isn't too dry or crisp either. Votes: 0
Bob Saget