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ARE WE In R
tomPUTER simuLRTlon?
According to many philosophers, it's a near
certainty that we're all just a
some nerd's laptop. I don't
possible since we're not all
leather pants and designer
regularly saying things like
bunch of bits in
see how this is
wearing patent
sunglasses and
"VVhoa," but the
logic goes like this: If you assume that in
a universe so vast there will inevitably
be a civilization advanced enough to create a
computer capable of running such a convincing
simulation, then it follows that someone will
eventually sell such a simulator to the public.
Because who doesn't want to melt ants with a
magnifying glass. And with so many simulated
universes and only one real one, odds are we
are those ants. So let's all raise a glass of tasty
electrons and toast the ingenious programmer
assigned to creating beer. Well done, good sir!
This golden lager is America's first gluten-free sorghum beer and the
only beer brewed with 100% malted sorghum.
Please enjoy
BARD*S
bards beencorn
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